We all know the tragicomic tale of the infamous episode "No Such Luck" For years, fans have sought closure denied by Nickelodeon and their ghoulish writers in the form of fanfiction: stories where the Louds suffer karmic retribution and reconcile with Lincoln, where Lincoln runs away and finds a new and more loving family, where a court of law separates the family once and for all. I don't intend on opposing any of those cliches. Rather, I wish to throw my own hat into this ring and offer something I rarely see anyone ever give: REVENGE. In this tale, the karma never ends. There will be no reconciliation. No forgiveness. No second chances. No kissing and making up. Lincoln's day has finally come, and the Louds will pay. Dearly.