Highest Ranks: #26 in shortstory!! 10.24.19 #84 in funny!! 7.10.19 [book one in the UPS series.] ••• somewhat wrong number. she answers. they talk. who knows what might happen. ••• cover by: @scrrilous i'm basically endorsing myself. [unedited]™

"Aurel?" "I told you I'm not a girl" "Well, since I haven't seen you, your sexuality is not confirmed" "You want me to send you a pic of my penis?" "tempting but no" #1 in short story [7/22/16] Book Two From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved This book was edited by @LunaValdez24

"who are you?" "it doesn't matter." "uh, it kinda does." "all you need to know is I'm a guy that's your age and goes to your school." "thanks, that narrows it down to about two hundred people."

"Hello and thank you for calling Bookaholic Hotline! What's your bookish emergency?" "My ship has sunk. It's deeper than Atlantis. Why does the mysterious bad boy always get the girl?" /////// A hotline for bookaholics to call when everything is going horribly wrong or amazingly right. Because the feels are dangerous and we need to talk about them. Every morning around two, a boy calls to talk about books with the girl who always picks up. /////// Part of the dialogue trilogy! Can be read as a standalone! ✨Book 1: Sweet Caller ✨Book 2: International Calls ✨Book 3: Bookaholic Hotline ////// Cover by @csouthard1s who I highly recommend! ////// R E V I E W S "That was so beautiful and hilarious and amazing! Well done!" @HopelessRomanticLeah "This book was honestly amazing" @Amayinglywitty

Highest rank - #1 In humor I which a guy dials the last digit wrong and that leads to endless conversations, nonsense bickering and pranks! An honest mistake which finds him a friendship that is worth worshipping, teaches him a lesson worth learning and give him a precious gift too. It will all be revealed through this SHORT DIALOGUE STORY. So go read it and find out!

"Are you British?" "Well according to 23andMe, partly. My dislike of tea, however, says no." "That's such a stereotype!" "Honey, I'm a walking stereotype. Long live the queen!" /// Phone calls between a British girl and an American boy. Let's try not to start another war /// Part of the dialogue series! Can be read as a standalone! ✨Book 1: Sweet Caller ✨Book 2: International Calls ✨Book 3: Bookaholic Hotline /// R E V I E W S "this like THE PERFECT ENDING! I LOVED every bit of this book, it was too flipping adorable, sad to see it over 😭❤️"-@wnnojhoming "OWH MY! THIS IS MORE CUTE! LOVE THIS AND I LOVE YOU SIS! PLEASE KEEP WRITING THINGS LIKE THIS!"-@Arelanione "Why the heck is this book so undiscovered? The comedy is literal gold"-@CaleoSokeefe /// Cover by @csouthard1s so you should go check them out!

•Fifth in teen dialogue series• Highest ranking- #90 in Short Story. •••••• "He-" "Fuck hello's! You should have a very good reason as to why you decided to call me at such an ungodly hour before I shoot your brains out." "It's eleven!" "Exactly!" ••••••• Mia Hastings, a twenty year old girl with sass and high temper issues. Jake Anderson, a twenty year old boy who attract girls like honey attract bees. What happens when one day he decides to dial random numbers out of boredom and ends up calling her, who is allergic to fuck boys. What happens when two opposite personalities collide? ~ Cover made by me.

❝hello❞ ❝its me❞ ❝i was just actually saying hello. i didnt need you to break into a song❞ ❝but that's how it works, its how you get the girl❞ in which a boy charms a girl with song lyrics through text messages. [cover by @humorously] [© 2016 aftertastefully]

"Quick Clean Laundry! When it's dirty we make it clean, this is Melissa speaking." "uh...." "Hello?.." "I asked a cute girl her number and this is what she gave me" #3 in Short Story [8/1/16] Book One From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved

"Bro, she cheated on me" "Who dis?" "Yea, I saw her kissing all over the guy" "Is this an April fools joke?" "I should've confronted her " "Haha this is a horrible joke, you know that?" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What would you do if you got a text on April fools? Any sane person would block the number but Morgan Mae Hearst is just stubborn. Being the nerd in school doesn't bring that much excitement into Morgan's life especially when you're invisible until a certain text comes to her life in April Fools. Instead of blocking the number, Morgan texted him back. Nicolas Klyne found out his girlfriend cheated on him during April Fools. Knowing this, he did the first thing he thought of, tell his friends. Realizing that he informed the wrong number and the wrong person he apologizes but never in a million years would he think that it would be a 'thing'. *WARNING* 1) CURSE WORDS AHEAD!!! 2) 3-4 non- dialogue story ig: @syneshouse A/N: This is supposed to be a quick read. This isn't supposed to have any complicated plots or anything, just the development of two strangers that happens to stumble on each other.