I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore. (Also My Wi-Fi Went Out.) Camryn Reynolds is that one girl who never puts down her phone. It's like her life. She's a Tumblr girl and is very passionate about it. She's weird, awkward and hangs out with people just as weird. But, of course, rumor spreads of the notorious Jeff the Killer and she's immediately intrigued. Little did she know that the smiling killer is actually real. She realizes this when she comes face-to-face with the man. Unfortunately, he breaks her phone which nobody on this Earth should ever, EVER do. So Jeff is forced to be her slave as payment/punishment for breaking her precious phone, Richard. Yes, its name is Richard. Can Jeff repay his seemingly endless debt or will he stay Camryn's man-servant...FOREVER?! He probably won't repay his debt. Yeah, he definitely won't. This is something Jeff never expected: to be enslaved by an introvert who could care less that all of the CreepyPastas she reads are real. [WARNING: LOTS OF STUPID]

(Cover by me) Open the book. You won't be disappointed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) love ye' hon.

OLD ART This was created near the summer of 2015 Go check out my current art book!

She met him one night in the busy streets of England. Her heart broken, and he repaired her with a Chapstick. This small token greatly forms a never ending bond that beats any distance. She loses contact with him for a couple years, and he miraculously appears years later in her university. Could this be the love she so longs for in the stories?

A short love story about a boy, and a girl that were so different, but came together by fate.

(Cover by me) Some Designs I've made, Please don't use without permission. You'll find mostly in here, tribal designs of all sort ;v; ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) love ye' hon.

(Cover by me) Some designs and drawings I will continue doing. Hope you like abstract art. Prepare to see a radical change as you advance! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) love ye' hon.

For everyone that enjoyed my 'Iceling in Mirkwood' book I put together this book of drabbles, one shots and extended scenes. These are basically short snippets from my story that I planned but for whatever reason didn't make it in to the final story! Hope you all enjoy! All rights to the owners of the hobbit books and all their characters! I own nothing apart from my OCs!

[discontinued] For as long as she could remember, Calathiel's life had been miserable, and full of pain. Not knowing where she came from, she was fed lies from her human master, Denethor II, growing up in fear. After years of torment and abuse, the young elf manages to escape the vile grasp of Denethor, finding herself in the hands of some hobbits. With the help of Granny June, an old Hobbit, Calathiel feels loved, and begins to learn how to love. When all of that is taken from her in one night, she's back on square one. It is with the help of an unlikely being; an elf king of the Woodland Realm, that she feels, and learns the greatest love of all.

Jacked - by definition, it means physically or mentally stimulated from the effects of a drug or a stimulant. That's how I always feel when I'm with Hisoka. The stupid 28-year old had somehow worked his way into my heart, after laughing at me, embarrassing me, and then kicking my ass. Jerk. But I love him, so I guess it wasn't too bad. Anyway, this is a love story of how I came to know the sado-maso psycho who loved to fight, and how our love developed. But hey, keep it a secret, okay? My fiance Illumi Zoldyck doesn't know... *wink*