"I uh," Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. "I think your powers are broken? It's not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don't feel insecure. Everyone's power stop working sometimes... I think." Sheesh, this is very awkward. Why is no one else talking? Why is Philza looking at him like he grew three heads? Why is the Blade staring at him so intensely? Why is Willow still frozen? "Did I, did I hit a nerve? Yikes," Tommy hisses, "Well um," He steps back, bracing his legs and bending his knees, "This was like super fun, but I'm - I'mma head out." or, in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno and Wilbur by being both impossible to catch and irritatingly endearing. or or, a crack fic where Tommy is a vigilante and Phil, Techno and Wilbur are the heroes hunting him down.

Theseus Minecraft was born in the year 1305. He was born into a family destined to walk the earth for eternity and ever, only... Theseus wasn't graced with such curse. Theseus would grow old, wither and one day die, like any other ordinary human. But instead of breaking down, like any other ordinary human would, he simply smiled. He smiled a smile brighter than a thousand suns, filled with innocence, grace and acceptance. 'I would mind death if I didn't know that one day fate would bring us back together' Phil would wait for that day. As would Techno, as would Wilbur. They would wait for their precious sunshine to return to them once again.

!LOWERCASE INTENDED FOR TITLE! inspired by The Eventful Life of Bystanderinnit on AO3. inspired by TommyInnit's clinic for supervillains on AO3. Check em out, they're really pog creators and deserve attention! The fic may be reuploaded onto AO3 when I have the fucking motivation. My invitation was finally fucking given today, ayup AO3 fuckers. ------- Tommy is just a normal overworking teen behind a counter, working at a café. His parents had passed some time ago, and with the fuck ton of money left behind he decided to buy a store and the apartments above it, turning the store into a café and giving the apartments above to those who need it. What he didn't expect, was the attention he slowly gains. Fucking hell, he just wanted to live a peaceful and undisturbed life. The unwanted attention directed to him was from Vigilantes, Heroes and Villains of all sorts. By the end of the day, it sort of becomes a fucking clinic at night for all sorts of people and café in the morning. Wait, did I mention he also has a power? ah fucking hell nevermind I need to stop spoiling shit- ------- COVER ART BELONGS TO SHMECK, LONG LIVE SHMECK AAAAAAAAaaa

Tommy wanted his brother back. He wanted to see his father and older brother again. He was sick and tired of his hellish life. He just wanted to go back to the times when he and his family lived in their house back in the middle of a forest Tommy went to sleep inside his stone house that he and Wilbur made right outside of Las Nevadas. When he awoke he was in the middle of a forest sleeping on the grass. He thought it was strange but he hungry so he began to get tools to scavenge for food. Many days later he found himself outside the gates of a huge city. Almost 2 years later after the death of passerine Tommy DSMP Tommy wakes up in the passerine universe. (Art not mine)