Warnings: Platonic Deoinnit Swearing Mention of death, blood/wounds, and other stuff i say at yhe start of chapters Btw this will contain mentions of my own headcannons and yeah Idk what this is but its kinda an explaination??? Tommy is pretty pissed at a lot of people. For example, he's pissed at Sam for letting his Dreamon bitch brother get out of prison blah blah blah fck off. When heading home one night, whispers in his head getting louder, he decides to leave the DSMP and go back to the people he knows who acctually care. UPDATE!! I GAVE UP LOL <3

Here's a series of Chili short oneshots (5 Minute Oneshots) Cover: Original art by miHoYo, edit by Elizabeth Lau on Pinterest Side note: If you are looking for ZhongChi (Aka Zhongli top-ing Childe), then I suggest you look for other fics cuz this is all ChiLi, my friend, have a good day :D (Yes it's finished at 29 oneshots.)

So, you wanna read a simple, sweet Zhongchi fic, but everything involving zhongli and childe is just pure angst or straight up smut. It seems we have that in common. This is why I have decided to take the liberty of creating my own fic (But I don't have a plot so instead I made oneshots even though I hate oneshots ). Some side ships might be involved + You may make requests.

This will be mostly Branzy, Rek and Clown Lmao

What happens on the Deadliest Minecraft Smp - the Lifesteal smp when they are not fighting wars. These are light hearted one shots including prank wars, funny competition, and much more Cover art by: @Its_Difu

i do not ship them irl this is just shipping their oc's !Ships! -Swagdoons -Clownzy !Warnings! -fruity -yandere clown? ;-; -blood -murder if any of these things make you uncomfortable please click off

𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒//𝐀 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐙𝐘 𝐅𝐈𝐂 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐒𝐌𝐏𝐒 𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐌𝐏 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐲 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐙𝐚𝐦. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞? 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐲. 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡? 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐛𝐞

This is my first stort btw so don't be surprised if it don't make sense

i am cringe but at least I'm still writing !! IF CLOWN AND BRANZY AREN'T COMFORTABLE BEING SHIPPED I WILL TAKE THIS DOWN !! Branzy had a new neighbor that just moved today,Branzy meets a person named Clown Peirce. Branzy was a famous but not famous person in school,clown ends up unrolling to Branzy's highschool. He slowly falls for clown and... Highest rankings : 5/8/23 #branzy = top 2 (6/3/23) #lifestealsmp = top 1 #rekrap = top 2 #ashwagg = top 2 #iwillalwaysloveyou = top 3 New: #parrot = top 8 #clownzy = top 5 #iambored = top 4

this is what a friend requested yes a friend definitely isn't an excuse don't ship them in real life this is a very gay story so if you are homophobic then don't read I appreciate comments I don't write much of lifesteal so I'm sorry if I'm bad I hope you enjoy it is a day like any other just people picking fights but what happens when a mysterious person has broken into the server with one goal to kill everyone that branzy loves what does branzy do even when he cant trust reality 620th in Kevin(3/06/23)