Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Introduction: Would You Want to Know? This is How You Die: Hematoma This is How You Die: Murder This is How You Die: Under Collapsing Shelf This is How You Die: After Many Years, Stops Breathing, With a Smile on Face

"He seemed so normal on minecraft. He just said he wanted to meet me in person after we had been talking for ages. I agreed and that's where it went all wrong." Ophelia Summers is a normal girl living a normal life in a normal town blah blah blah. It all pretty normal. Then one day her parents finally agree to get her minecraft and she jumps right into it. But when she meets the charming sunsetlover (aka Jason smith), will everything start to go wrong?