*********Wattpad Featured Story********* Ever wondered how many sacrifices a cheerleader must make to stay beautiful and popular? You have no idea!! This story highlights the blood, sweat, and tears of just a single week in this barbie world. Especially blood. Lots and lots of blood. This is Scary Movie meets London Tipton meets Barbie. take note : plot holes and blonde moments will occur!!

Rosalie has been teased all her life because she wasn't pretty, and to be honest she never really cared. She went with the flow and if looking like a mess was apart of it, then so be it. However, what if one day something made her change her opinion? Going through a makeover is tough, but will it be worth it?

All Amber wanted is to finish the 15 minutes act with her so called "fiancé" to get a truck load of italian chocolate . Yes , she's taking her sister's role as a bride for chocolates . But what she didn't know is that the moment she walked on the aisle , it a step into her mate's life . And the bad news is , he's not letting her go without letting her know that she's his and it stays . Highest rank that I got is when I climbed up the shelf to get a Hershey bar . Man that was high .

Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow. Me? Well, I'm just bitchy and mean. So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me? *This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction* Copyright © 2013 CrayonChomper

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to fight for her freedom. There's only one problem: a powerful man blocking her way.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"I gazed into his emerald green orbs as I spilled scolding hot coffee on him in Starbucks." [this book is not meant to offend ANYONE. It's just for some laughs and some fun. :)]

Alex Drummond is an ordinary boy with a normal life and normal problems, he is completely invisible to the girl he loves. After a night out drinking with his friends he accidently ends up in a skirt and his plan is born. Quite simply masquerade as a girl and get close to Trish whom will undoubtedly fall in love with him. Will he succeed in his drunken plot to sweep the girl of his dreams of her feet dressed as another girl or will it backfire horribly? Find out in this romantic comedy, She's My Boyfriend. "She's My Boyfriend, brilliantly hilarious and hilariously brilliant." "Imagine The Hangover meets Some Like It Hot. Superb."

Just a book of random Awkward Moments