"Anna dislikes being stuck three-quarters of the way down a chimney. She really does. Not to mention, she's still going round North America, and there's, like, three continents still to get through in about as many hours."

[EXCERPT - FIRST 5 CHAPTERS] THE FULL BOOK IS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE IN STORES AND ONLINE! Never trust a guy in spandex. In Abby Hamilton's world, superheroes do more than just stop crime and save cats stuck in trees - they also drink milk straight from the carton and hog the television remote. Abby's older brother moonlights as the famous Red Comet, but without powers of her own, following in his footsteps has never crossed her mind. That is, until the city's newest vigilante comes bursting into her life. After saving Abby from an attempted mugging, Morriston's fledgling supervillain Iron Phantom convinces her that he's not as evil as everyone says - and that their city is under a vicious new threat. As Abby follows him deeper into their city's darkest secrets, she comes to learn that heroes can't always be trusted, and sometimes it's the good guys who wear black.

WATTYS WINNER!!! Paris Hilton, angry about the character of Willow Pape in Kim Kardashian Hollywood, uses her magic powers to trap Kim Kardashian inside the game, forever. Kim must escape the game and get back to the real world in order to defeat Paris once and for all.

Mountain 'Dew' Quickscope is a 17 year-old gamer who likes games. And weed. And has exceptional skill in 360 noscoping people off a bridge. Daniel 'Doritos' Blazeit is his best friend and is a 13 year-old trash talking gamer who claims to be an MLG player and says he slept with your mom every day. Together they go on adventures together in the crazy world of Mlgolia. When the two are chosen to fulfil a prophecy, their lives are changed forever. And by that I mean they get super MLG powers and all other crazy dank shit. This is a retarded story I decided to write, with completely no planning and brainstorming. I just write what comes to mind. Are you havin' a giggle there, m8? Swear on me mum, I'll deck u. WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED BY BLACK HUMOUR, EXCESSIVE SWEARING, SOME SEXUAL SCENES, EXTENSIVE GRAPHIC DETAIL, AND DRUG USE. STORY HAS BEEN MARKED MATURE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR GIVING YOU PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE.

Ruby Miller has her summer all planned out. Sitting by the pool. Babysitting for some extra cash. Packing for college. All of that changes when a fan video Ruby and her best friend, Iris, create goes viral gaining their little fansite a ton of hits and the attention of the big wigs in Hollywood. Ruby and Iris fall into the world of actors, movie sets, teen stars and elusive artists. Not only is their friendship put to the test when Ruby's cast in the lead role of the newest zombie flick, she must straddle the line between fiction and reality, love and lust, and being true to herself.