[first book in the 'sad' series] highest ranking: #8 on short story (omg what. thank u so much. this means a lot. i love you xx) note: if you don't read girlxgirl stories and you don't like them, then don't read this. you don't need to hate (: all rights reserved. © calumisnotasian (2015)

Dear Dan, I thought I should start writing letters to you. I know it's cheesy, but I've always been accused of being a hopeless romantic. I guess people are right - love drives you crazy. - Phil © 2015 -oceanrising

Blue is the prettiest color, isn't it? (an: this book is utter shit but for some reason people like it so it would be wrong to delete it )

"respond to pm you little shit." "i dont even know u gtfo" "then why did you accept my request?" "bc ure hot" i wrote this when i was legit 13 its so ugly -JEALUHS©️ 2015

This is the story of Melissa and Peter and their adventure. They encounter many hidden secrets and battle the evil Billy Goat! By: NarwhalParty

Some not so awful stuff that have been too short to upload as a whole story and/or Oneshots collabs. I rate this PG13 just because I don't know what will be written and what type of rating they will be. WARNINGS: possible triggering, sexual references, boyxboy, bullying, etc. ©chloemitzu

There's only two things that Dan likes: 1) colors and 2) flowers And also 3) Phil Lester (Technically three things)

Phandom Big Bang Event: 2015 Dan is a drama geek and Phil is an art student who just moved to town. Unaware the theatre and art departments don't see eye to eye, Phil attempts to make a friend in Dan and is shut down. Beta: Maetaurus.tumblr.com (Skyler) They're the best and everyone should go follow them on tumblr because this story would not be half of what it is w/o their help, support, and guidance! <3 Cover artist: Pixelester.tumblr.com (Rita) Also an amazing person who y'all should follow and appreciate because she made such as amazing cover! (on short notice as well, I should add) Trigger Warnings: Vomit mention (brief), Violence, Homophobia Word Count: 49K (about 3K words per chapter)

"The less you care, the happier you are." He turned to face me, his blue eyes dull with traces of betrayal. "No. The less you care, the lonelier you are." - In a world where people have the ability to flip an emotions switch, many people lack feelings and sympathy in general- including Dan Howell after a tragedy strikes and he can't take it. However, he meets Phil Lester, the outgoing flirt with too big of a heart to handle. The two become close, and Dan soon realizes that even with his switch off, he can't deny that Phil is slowly reaching to turn it back on, and Dan can't seem to push his hand away.

oneshot book!! (all are my ideas unless stated otherwise; I take requests and feedback!) stories have tagged triggers if any; please note this is not a smut oneshot book lol