Okay. So, let's all just agree that some stories can be pretty cliché, right. I mean - do you wanna tell me you never been reading a story and thought "yo, what the hell, that makes no sense, people don't act like that in real life, what's up with the cliché thing, damn."? Yeah, it's that feeling we're going against here. So this THING, whatever it is, will feature all your good ol' clichés, but from an aromantics point of view. Or just call it a parody or something, I dunno. You do you. Nice talking to ya. Same time next week?

Disclaimer: I don't own Pokémon. It belongs to Nintendo and Gamefreak. The art is not mine. Warning: Story contains mature themes such as: mental illness, suicide, swearing, attempted rape, self harm, abuse and probably more. Sylveon is the most popular girl in school who gets a kick out of toying with any male Pokémon she meets. However, when she gets paired up with an Umbreon who doesn't act on her advances, she becomes intrigued and decides to learn more about him, leading her to unexpected results.

Jay, a Jolteon in college, is just your ordinary 'mon trying to get through life, with a handful of relationship issues. Every date he's had always ends terribly, and he just doesn't know why. With 22 failed dates to his name, he literally wants to off himself. The only thing keeping him tethered to this life is his older sister Seraphina. With one last try and a dream for romance, what could go wrong when he meets someone in the same predicament as him? Some chapters are Co-Written by @Potati174

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon. It belongs to The Pokemon Company. + The art is not mine Lucario is a mystery to all in his town, yet he has intrigued them all enough to become extremely popular with the other Pokémon, much to this dismay. However, when he meets another mysterious individual, his life takes a dramatic turn.