A thriller. Where many women blur into one. Where lives are constantly ruined by the intervention of a slight woman. A woman who is Keeping Up Appearances.

What happens when a man kisses a strange woman, all in the name of revenge and jealousy? Well, a "Happily Ever After" of course! But...don't forget to read about the rum drinks, the duct tape, a gay best friend, a stalker, a bitchy ex-fiance, more kissing, shoes, photos, raccoons, the twin sister, and all the insults, quotes and trivia one book can handle.

This is only a sample. The first 5, original and unedited, chapters of the story can still be read on Wattpad, but the full story is available in online book stores.

Sally Sanborn, who insists she can do almost anything a man can do, stamps down her pride and advertises for full-time help on her chicken farm. Up shows Wilson..."Just Wilson, ma'am." He's a denim-wearing, sexiest butt to wear a pair of jeans, perfect man for the job. But he also comes with a past -- a complicated past. Yet, he works hard, and Sally likes him. As easy as it would be for her to fall in love with him, three things stand in her way: 1) He's younger than her. 2) She's been branded by heartache before and refuses to go through that again. 3) He's out of prison on parole.

Companion story to Emma and Michael. Eve, the precocious roommate of Emma, cares very much for her younger brother, Carey. Against her better judgment, Clint, a doctor with demons in his soul, begins to capture a part of her heart that she doesn't want to share.

Lilly's life isn't perfect and as a result of her past, she keeps to a distance, her only connections her best friend Sonny and her 'parents'. Lilly's motto has always been; why get close when you only get left behind? And she's held that motto close since the day she was left behind. Lilly doesn't think much of her past nor of her future, she takes it one step at a time. It seems her love for music is the only thing that can understand her; it seems to understand her more than herself. Lilly never thought much for her love for music until things begin to unravel and she finds herself overseas in Los Angeles and is forced to face her history. Yet her strongest hurdle seems to be accepting that people, Hayden especially, won't leave her. Lilly struggles to love and accept herself and also accepts that the people around her will not abandon her. Lilly's biggest hurdle? Learning to love.

Step into the world of the Unbelievables. Holly’s life has always been a bit uneven, with her parents overseas having practically disowned her for their work, leaving her whilst she completes her final year of school and her brother David leaves her behind for university. She finds herself living with her Nan whilst she deals with the loss of her Pop – her hero – and her rickety life, things become more complicated with the strange arrival of something above normal, something she detests and would describe as a punishment. Thrown into the deep end to help the breath stealing Lucas (the new boy) to fit into school she begins to formulate feelings for him and fast, though can her punishment prevent her for being herself? Will Lucas run when they’re thrown into an all new world? Or will Lucas show Holly that carrying a burden is more of a gift?

(A/N: A word of warning for anyone reading - I wrote this story when I was very young. So yes, it is corny, and yes, it does need a lot of editing. I've been told it's a fun read, and maybe one day I'll get round to giving it a proper reconstruction, but if you're a grammar Nazi/ perfectionist (and don't worry, so am I), this book probably isn't for you. Ta for hearing out my ramble :) A/N) Addie is a normal 17-year-old, with a passion for photography, wolves - and bad boys. So when bad boy Theo strolls into school, she's dead attracted to him. But creepy, mysterious deaths start occuring, And Addie has started adding things up. And they all lead to Theo. Could he possibly be... a werewolf? And even stranger too; could Addie be in love with him?

Sage and Carey have only one thing in common. They've survived their cancer treatments once again...oh! And a tiny, white lie that is proving difficult to keep straight. Everyone thinks that they are in love with each other, except Carey and Sage. He believes that she is only using him to get away from her parents, and she thinks that he's using her to field the pressure to settle down and grow up. How wrong can two people be?

Step into the world of The Unbelievables. Emily’s life has been filled with nothing but gruelling and taunting memories which she has always locked up tight for nobody – including herself – to reach. She’s always daydreamed of the day when her saviour would crash down her bedroom door and walk in scooping her up and taking her life somewhere, each daydream more crazier and dreamy as the next. Em has always kept close to the present not delving back into her past and not thinking of the future. Just waiting. But when Em is shipped off to live with her grandmother Mamma her life is utterly and completely altered as she meets Jace. Someone she instantly warms to, and extremely fast, too fast. Jace shows her to a whole new world and life as she is finally forced to deal with the past and also her future. She is forced to chuck away her daydreaming and step into reality were love is more than what she’d ever imagine as she is shown a whole new world.