I have always loved my kazoo. In this I share my love for it (reminder: this is a joke. I don't have a fedish for kazoos)

*I do not own anything apart from the character (s) created by me-all rights to the movie* Inspired by @madsaff Owen Grady has always wanted to work with Velociraptors. His wish came true. But when a "unique" raptor arrives, Owen needs to deal with the truth.

Tired of her mother's constant badgering for her to get a boyfriend, Katniss decides to hire a womanizing coworker who's been pining after her for the past two years to be her temporary beau. But when her family takes an especial liking to him, she has no choice but to string him along until Valentine's Day, where they can 'break up' without any trouble. But nothing ever goes according to plan, and a lot can happen over the course of a few months. Modern Finniss AU.

Katniss Everdeen has just won the 74th Hunger Games, alone. Her lover Peeta Mellark sacrificed his life for her in the games and Katniss is forced to live with the fact that she will always be in his debt. Along her tour, Katniss meets Capitol golden boy, Finnick Odair and begins to have mixed feelings for him. What will happen when he begins to feel the same way? And what does the future have in store with plots of a revolution stirring in the districts? Find out in, Finnick and Katniss: The Worse Game. ALL RIGHTS GO TO SUZANNE COLLINS.

Okay, so this is kind of taking place right after Mockingjay, and every thing is as it was in the book except that Madge is alive, alright? It would mean so much to me if you voted and commented!