This is a crack fic. But basically he falls in love with a can of soup named Soup. I came up with this while I was eating soup for dinner. The names for characters go to the original owners except for Soup bc I made that character up.

I need therapy but that's too expensive Elmo is in the roughest toughest gang on the streets what happens when he mets a girl from a other gang

Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper. Yeah, that's basically it.

[!CRACK FIC!] artfully composed by putins_moisturizer tw: lots of crack and fucking under a rock

A love story that truly surpasses Twilight. The undying love of an ogre, and an edgy hedgehog, will live on in history as the greatest love story every created by mankind.