The title is pretty self-explainitory. Some of these parts are extremely stupid and some are actually legitimate story ideas.

This is my story, no matter how lame and akward it is. I auditioned for the X Factor. I made it. I'm keeping my lips sealed for the rest, but if you must know, this involves me falling for a famous pop star, seeing a Giant Panda named Steve, an evil ginger, three best friends, an unexpected visit from a really, really close friend... This is how I got to this point in my life. Wanna know what point of my life I'm at? Guess you'll have to read on.

While on the way towards the One Direction concert, your life suddenly changes. You meet the boys in the least place you would want to- a hospital! You get to have your dreams come true and your career starts! Read more to find out how this all come together!