Some random stuff that made me choke on laughter because I'm in a house with my family and 'don't' have a Pinterest account. This is very random

Well I recently discovered I'm aromantic asexual so now I'm gonna make a meme book about it! Enjoy! (I included all sexualities after a bit, not just aroace anymore)

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These are just some weird (but true) facts I found on the internet. I like to think we all need something weird to keep a healthy sense of insanity. I hope you enjoy them

patroclus gets sick of agamemnon and achilles constantly bickering. he creates a group chat as a half-assed bonding exercise. chaos ensues. ongoing (also on ao3!) rated mature for a toxic/abusive relationship, brief descriptions of sex, mild drug use, swearing and a little violence i obviously am not homer and so the iliad is not mine don't sue me i have no money

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What if you go to the store, hoping to find your condiment for food? What if its more than just a sauce? What if you come home to something you never wanted to see? That's what happened to Y/n. (Y/n means your name, and will use neutral pronouns so they/them) (This is a joke fic, meant for my friends. She said, "NEXT THING YOU KNOW THERE'S GONNA BE A SOY SAUCE X READER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT " so. That's why I am here, I can't find any.) (also, I am dyslexic so hang with me.)

SATIRE GUYS. ITS SATIRE. I SWEAR.

A few poems that have been on my mind and I managed to set them on paper. Happy Reading!

Elliot's partner was his whole world, but after Allan's death, his ghost haunts Elliot's dreams. Everyone tells Elliot to move on, but he isn't sure he can. ***** It's been a year since the love of Elliot's life, Allan, passed away. Everyone thinks he should have recovered after that much time, but Allan still haunts Elliot every night. He struggles to maintain relationships with his family, and despite a coworkers interest he can't summon up the courage to date. Elliot is living for the past, because to live for the present means he'll have to live with a hole in his heart. But the question Elliot has to face chases him through his monotonous days: is mourning Allan with everything he has truly living? [[word count: 40,000-50,000 words]]