[Humour / Adventure] This is the story of a cat. A simple cat. Only a cat that's not important and that no one looks at twice. A cat that is intelligent and that wants some recognition. A cat that tells his perspective on human lives. A cat that only ever wanted some attention. A cat that was jealous of human beings. He lost everything. His family. His home. Even his girlfriend. That's me, The Cat. I don't understand anything about humans. They took everything away from me. And if you share this perspective, go on with reading. If you don't, you can just directly leave. Cats too are worth looking at. Cats too are sensitive. Cats have a life too. That's what this story is supposed to tell you. So if you didn't understand, just go away. [Cover by the amazing @Thestorycastle] [Completed & Editing - no major plot elements should be changed]

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Nineteen year old, Ali happens to be the only daughter of an alpha - also making her the gifted Mother Of Luna, the most peaceable being of the werewolf world. Kind and gentle, Ali tries to live her life diffusing hostility and avoiding confrontation that goes against her very nature. Alpha Black is notorious for his cruelty, violence and temper. Rogues and Alphas alike all fear him and his wicked wrath. At the age of just twenty three he has claimed the largest territory and created the most formidable pack. What happens when everyone's beloved Luna, so caring and innocent, meets the dark and dangerous Alpha Black and they discover they are mates? Has Nature made a terrible mistake or are they a perfect match?

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