(Aka the Tomalongadingdong™ fic) It was a normal day for Harry. He woke up, made breakfast for his relatives, ate some leftovers, and went out to do the chores set for him. Then it all changed when he accidentally disturbed a snake in the grass. Please do not message me about translations. I'm not accepting them.

"𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗳 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗶 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿" 𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸'𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘀, 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗲𝗺! 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝘅 𝗷𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗽𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱: - 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲, 𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗝𝗞 𝗥*𝘄𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 (𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳, 𝗜 𝗶𝗻 𝗻𝗼 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿)

The Blacks want to marry off their youngest child. He begs Sirius for help and tells him a secret: He is a man and would rather die than be forced to be anyone's wife. Panicked, Sirius arranges a marriage between his brother and his friend James Potter, knowing that Regulus can be the man he is in the English countryside in James' estate, which is a sort of safe haven for homosexual servants who are running from the law or are already convicted. James wants to ensure Regulus' happiness, even at the expense of putting his life on hold for a while. Regulus wants to ensure James doesn't fall into societal ruin because of him. Sirius just wants to help. And Remus is just a very tired butler who watches James and Regulus dance around their actual feelings (literally). (Trans Reggie; set in the Victorian Age, 1890s. No horrible homophobia or transphobia depicted. Dysphoria is thematised. Other tags may be added)

Harry Potter is more like his mother than people expected. Except for maybe a revision here and there, this story is officially discontinued. Read the part titled "Hello Again" for more information.

𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞, '𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞'𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬 James Potter fell inlove with his best friend's brother, deeply and irreversibly. J.K.R. made the characters, but I hate her so yeah all credits to her, blah, blah, blah.

Harry goes back in time, losing all the progress he's made - and all the forks he had. No, seriously, he's now forkless. Help a guy out, would ya?

Art from "moonyandtoasts" on tumblr When the famous James Potter sneaks into the kitchen after hours just to find a fluffy black cat hiding in the cabinets, after that, he seems to see the kitten over and over. -- Jegulus story. James Potter x Regulus Black NO SMUT completely Fluff no angst either👍 REWRITTING, CHECK MY PROFILE, NEW CHAPTER EVERY WEEK Edit- All art is found on Pinterest *NOT MINE* I searched Jegulus fanart and found some I liked #1 in animagus // March 12, 2023 #1 in jegulus // May 28, 2023 #1 in starchaser // May 6, 2023 #1 in jamesxregulus // Mar17, 2024 #1 in jeggie // Dec 28, 2023 #74 in harrypotter // June 8, 2023 #4 in maraudersera // oct 15, 2023 #3 in regulusxjames // oct 6, 2023 #1 in jamespotterxregulusblack // oct 6

"A Potter, a Weasley, and a Muggle-born in Slytherin. That's a pretty odd combination, don't you think?" Amazing cover by Khabootea