(Stan x Kyle) vampire AU. When both death reports and missing peoples cases start rising in South Park, suspicions are spreading like disease, and rumours are the number one talk. But what happens if someone new joins the class, someone who could have a reason for all these deaths? TWs before the chapter !!

Kyle and Stan have been Super Best Friends for what seems forever. Their friendship has been through rough patches, as expected with anything in life, but they've always pulled through. One day is all it took for that to change. Kyle has been hiding a secret for years, then when he confesses it brings many complications to their friendship.

Metrosexual is in once more, and every male is obsessing. Obnoxious amounts of hairspray and aftershave, tight and bright clothing and extra shinned shoes. All of the boys in Kyle's grade seem to be joining in, everyone but Kyle himself. The others find him as an outsider; a freak; a butch. He's picked on for being 'straight', even if he is the complete opposite. Kyle isn't straight, he's gay.

Stan known Kyle since Pre-school but when middle school came around, Stan was confused and did not know who he liked. But Kyle snuck his way into Stan's heart. (TRIGGER WARNINGS)

The boys had always been best friends, super best friends even, always had each other's backs always just doing things for each other. But one day something happens to Kyle, and unlucky event and Stan is there to help. But unlike last time when Kyle was put through trauma, he actually gained a boyfriend.

Just a bunch of Stan x Kyle, South Park, one shots I've written over the weeks, still writing as well. Hehe~ Just read, lots of scenarios probably.

Ever since Craig and Tweek went gay for each other and it became public, Kyle Broflovski is continuously finding eyes glued to him, and it's more than one pair. None belonged to any female, having its own advantages and disadvantages for Kyle. No, the eyes belong to his best friend in the universe, and his worst enemy of all time.

Kyle and his family aren't what you expect. They're smartasses but are for a reason. They murder. Kill. Anything to get what they want. Kyle starts to want something from what he calls his Super Best Friend, Stan. His love. And it comes at the worst time, where he's dating Wendy. Wendy was manipulating Stan, but Stan doesn't love her to the max. The struggle between how Kyle gains Stan's affection is risky, but will it be enough to win his heart once and for all with his confusion to who he will accept as his lover? ⚠️This is a warning. If you are not into gore, you are destined not to read this. Read at your own risk⚠️ Also I won't be making any author comments, it'll make the whole thing look bad in my opinion.

[lowercase intended] "they say i am a liar. they say i am weak. and i will do it to protect someone i care." in which were kyle and stan sends letters to each other but it turns out to be something else. . . . c o p y r i g h t s. story : @-peiskos characters : South Park Load of editing ! completed: [ 1 - June - 2018 ] . . . angst warning

I really like him. Who cares if he's my best friend? Is it a sin? No. No it isn't. I would do anything for him, even kill others who get in my way and is a threat to him. My Beloved