... Like a parent torn from their child. Most people know not to mess with humans. Unfortunately, there are a few brave or stupid people that ignore common sense and mess with them anyway. Phil and Wilbur get swept up in this nonsense, then have to navigate the fallout without getting attached to the humans they encou...
This is not mine lol this is something i found on ao3 and thought it was funny. Its basically Raccooninnit butttt the dsmp is raccoons and tommy is a human Lol
"Hey, welcome to McPuffy's, can I please take your order?" The McPuffy's worker asked. "Finally." Tommy couldn't help but mutter before continuing with his typical order, "Can I get a McNugget happy meal with a coke?" "Is that it?" Before Tommy could say yes, a quiet, and blatantly forced, cough came from the back of...
Aliens. Aliens! The adrenaline was slowly seeping away at this point, ragged breaths escaping him as he stared down at the defeated alien. This was literally the worst possible outcome that could've come from his and his foster mothers' argument. Like, he expected maybe a scolding when he got back, or at worst the pol...
Phil watched his assistant turn and walk around the corner, in the corner of Phil's eye he swore he saw a bruise hidden mostly by the gloves Tommy started wearing after accidentally walking into eret who ended up spilling coffee on Tommy who had seemed more concerned about the shirt then the burns he was getting. Phil...
Technoblade had been living a peaceful life in retirement with the occasional visit from his dear friend, had been all he had ever truly wanted after years fighting in tournaments that left him feeling drained. He would have been perfectly content with that lifestyle until the day that he passed away, though life had...