... Like a parent torn from their child. Most people know not to mess with humans. Unfortunately, there are a few brave or stupid people that ignore common sense and mess with them anyway. Phil and Wilbur get swept up in this nonsense, then have to navigate the fallout without getting attached to the humans they encounter (They fail, spectacularly, but at least they tried). NOT MINE BITCH ITS FROM ImperialKatwala ON AO3 :]

This is not mine lol this is something i found on ao3 and thought it was funny. Its basically Raccooninnit butttt the dsmp is raccoons and tommy is a human Lol

"Hey, welcome to McPuffy's, can I please take your order?" The McPuffy's worker asked. "Finally." Tommy couldn't help but mutter before continuing with his typical order, "Can I get a McNugget happy meal with a coke?" "Is that it?" Before Tommy could say yes, a quiet, and blatantly forced, cough came from the back of his car. Oh, right, he probably should have asked the two supervillains in the back of his car if they wanted anything. It was just polite manners. When he turns around to face them, he's met with the cruel reminder of the gun being pointed at his head. Somehow, during the thrill of the chase, he almost forgot The Blade was holding him at gunpoint. Tommy only scowled in response before asking, "Do either of you want anything from McPuffys?" A huge smile spreads across Chorus' face, "A quarter pounder would be great, please." -or, after a string of coincidental events, Tommy finds himself working as a getaway driver for the deadliest villains in the city under the cover of a taxi driver, along the way manages to find a family, collect a series of enemies and find two friends whose chaotic energy can only be challenged by his own- this is not mine its babblingbugzo on ao3 and i will not hesitate to take it down if they ask me to!!

Aliens. Aliens! The adrenaline was slowly seeping away at this point, ragged breaths escaping him as he stared down at the defeated alien. This was literally the worst possible outcome that could've come from his and his foster mothers' argument. Like, he expected maybe a scolding when he got back, or at worst the police called on him for running away, but no. Honest to god aliens. Or, Humans are a young race, and Tommy, a particularly volatile human, is plucked from his home and forced to survive in a foreign land. It certainly doesn't help with the fact that the whole of galactic society is under the impression humans lack the ability for complex thought. OR, OR, tommy is a sewer rat and the rest of space is new york city and everyone is irrationally terrified of the rat. Not mine!! Its bnnietown (hellonearthtoday), hellonearthtoday

Phil watched his assistant turn and walk around the corner, in the corner of Phil's eye he swore he saw a bruise hidden mostly by the gloves Tommy started wearing after accidentally walking into eret who ended up spilling coffee on Tommy who had seemed more concerned about the shirt then the burns he was getting. Phil didn't have a clue on what could be going on, all he knew was his assistant was getting hurt and he had no idea how to fix it. Phil just hoped Tommy will tell him what was wrong soon, he hated seeing his flock members hurt, especially the fledgling. OR Tommy is getting Tommy abused by a green blob and his employers are concerned, not to mention his employers are the three top hero's in the city who have taken one look at this traumatic train-wreck of a child and went 'we want that *yoink* pleasure doing business with ya' and walks off. This was originally made by here_is_a_slippery_snek on Ao3 and i will take it down if they ask me to!

Technoblade had been living a peaceful life in retirement with the occasional visit from his dear friend, had been all he had ever truly wanted after years fighting in tournaments that left him feeling drained. He would have been perfectly content with that lifestyle until the day that he passed away, though life had other plans for him. Because the wildlife around his property are acting odd while the forest seems to move around unnaturally, the man left feeling as if he is constantly being watched by forces outside of mortal comprehension. Those feelings only amplified as he begins to spot a child-like figure wearing a mask that sent shivers down his spine watching him from the forest's edge. ATTENTION: THIS IS not MINE ITS AdorableAxolotl ON AO3 I WILL TAKE IT OFF IF THEY ASK ME TOO.