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BOOK 1 OF RECOVERY SERIES Grace Adams has battled with depression for the majority of her life, but her best friend Chey always kept her sane. But after Chey disappears from her life, Grace completely loses it, falling back into all of her old habits. When her therapist suggests sending her to a ranch for troubled teens over the summer after nothing else works, her parents agree as a last resort. While there, Grace is paired with a stallion rescued from an abusive home. Both Grace and the horse are broken inside- can they put each other back together? This is a story of pain, love, loss, and hope. This is a story of recovery.

“What’s it like?” I asked, not daring to look him in the eye as he brushed down Desert Bandit with slow, deliberate strokes. “What’s what like?” he countered, dusting off his hands and grabbing the horse blanket slung over the stall door, spreading it over Bandit’s back. “Jockeying,” I deadpanned, rolling my eyes. I patted down Bandit’s silky black mane, and his ears pricked forwards as he craned his neck to sniff my fingers for a treat. Will sighed in a wistful way, leaning against the doorframe. He looked at me curiously, his brow furrowed a little at the center thoughtfully. “Why do you want to know?” “Would it kill you to just answer the question?” I snapped, glaring at him. He cracked a crooked smile. “Bri,” he started, his voice low, then stopped again. “It’s... it’s everything and yet nothing all at the same time.” The last thing Sabrina Richards wants to do is get shipped off from NYC to go live with her uncle and his wife on their breeding farm out in the middle of Virginia, but when her mother dies in a car accident, she doesn’t have much of a choice. Catapulted into the racing world right before the annual competition for the Triple Crown ensues, it should be exciting. But in the midst of riding lessons, the aftermath of her mother's death, trying on Derby hats and the various hot jockeys, there's a lot more at stake than the winner's purse.

Spoiled equestrian Piper Ross has it all. Her own fancy stable, an assortment of priceless horses and her own little entourage of intimidated stable hands. The girl is not satisfied though, she feels as if something is missing, but cannot figure out what. Then she spots a run down, injured and emaciated palomino mare and change is eminent.

Taylor Evans is in the run yet again, leaving behind the boy she came to love, along with her dog. Not to mention her sense of security. When she comes across 'Maple Ridge Ranch,' it seems like a safe haven for her and Ezhno, her (stolen) buckskin paint horse. And it is, at first. But soon she finds that everything is not what it seems. Will she overcome the countless obstacles thrown in her path? Or will they destroy her? This is the sequel to 'Runaway Horse'

#1 in Adventure 6/16/2015 Taylor Evans, a foster child, has been planning her runaway for a while now. Ever since her parents died when she was 6, she's been moved from foster home to foster home, and she's sick of it. So she runs away, train hopping until she gets far enough away. When she gets off, she realized her new surroundings are eerily familiar, and a strange sense of déjà vu follows her everywhere. When she finds the horse, she feels so bad for it- it's owner abuses it. And so her journey begins- a journey full of adventure, danger, and budding love... and horses.

Aisling Tanner thought her life was under control. She was wrong. Suddenly, her world is turned upside down with the knowledge that her parents are getting divorced and she's being sent off to a private boarding school. The only upside is that the school is Cedar Hills Equestrian Academy, the nation's most higly regarded school in both academics and horsemanship.

The charming and pampered William D. Katey always had a good eye for racehorses, and many owners knew that. At auctions, he was the one to beat. One cold winter morning a chestnut thoroughbred mare and a her big, black colt show up at his barn. When William sees the colt he sees a champion. Will the muscular colt become what Will thought he would be, or will the colt be the first failure Will has ever had?

Katherine has just won the MaClays; an impossible feat for the 16 year old rider. She started riding horses later in life - at 12, so her story is considered one of the most inspiring of the equine world. She's on every cover of every horse magazine. Tequila, her black mare has never been in better shape. What can go wrong? Nothing. But in life, there's no promises.

This story is about myself and my struggles with Schizoid Personality Disorder and depression. To you people who are not classes as 'socially awkward' are the lucky ones. You cannot imagine what struggles I face on a daily basis. Just walking down a corridor at school is painful. If someone is walking towards me I must turn and walk the other way, just in order to not walk past them. I do not interact well with people. This is why I have devoted my life to horses and to my horse Jenny