𝗬𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗝𝘂𝗷𝘂𝘁𝘀𝘂 𝗞𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗻 𝗩𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘅 𝗙𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 (Y/n) woke up in 𝙅𝙪𝙟𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙪 𝙆𝙖𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙣-and she knows exactly how it ends. The deaths. The disasters. The countdown to the Shibuya Incident. So her plan is simple: save money, leave Japan, and avoid the plot. 𝙏𝙤𝙤 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝙄𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙞 𝙔𝙪𝙟𝙞. Jujutsu Kaisen belongs to Gege Akutami. English is not my first language. None of the pictures I use in this story belongs to me.

SHABAM!! You've been isekai'd into the world of Jujutsu Kaisen!! Although your life before had been nothing but simping and living....how the hell do you plan to survive this one Snack-chan? Be forewarned that this story has no plot and its really just me expressing how fucking hilarious I am.

"Don't touch that man." "Why not?" "He has a beast guarding him." I am that beast; Nora. I woke up as the villain of this book, destined to die after going crazy due to my love for the main lead. "I spent my last life wanting to die, and now that I've decided to survive, this world is after me?" No. I won't die such a pathetic death. I will survive this time. No matter what. But first, I need to survive these main leads. One won't leave me alone; the other keeps fighting with me; another is destined to kill me... Even my superpowers are so weak! Surviving in a world that hates me... Is kinda difficult. *** I got tired of reading about 'special' and 'pure-hearted' heroines so I decided to write about a character I could relate to. Writing gets better after first few chapters. [#1 Angst] [#1 Obsession] [#2 Yandere] [#1 Villain] [#1 Antagonist] [#1 Superpowers]

- in which an avid JJK fan got transmigrated to Jujutsu Kaisen. "I assume you saw our future, but can't tell us," Geto clarified. "Then, is there anything we can help you with?" Heaving a deep breath, I nodded. "But first, I have some requests." "Hm?" "I only have three. Number one, don't ask unnecessary questions about me. Number two, don't ever let me die-" "Don't you just hate it when someone ruins your plans?," a pouting Gojo interrupted. "And the third is?," an irritated Geto asked, trying his best to ignore the moron snickering behind him. Alright, well. "Don't fall for me." As if a group of crows flew right over our heads, the room suddenly fell silent. There was nothing more I wanted to do at that moment than hitting Gojo Satoru in the head for looking at me as if what I said was the weirdest thing he'd ever heard. The two simultaneously looked at each other and burst out laughing. What...? DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG?!