This is going to be so much fun to write... Book 1: Joe wrote a play And now the hermits are performing it Book 2: Joe wrote a Christmas play It went as well as the first time Book 3: Joe wrote a musical It doesn't go well

Hermitcraft oneshots :) !Requests are closed! (I haven't been writing a lot lately... :( To be clear I have no idea what I'm doing T-T Disclaimer: Most chapters are Grian-centric. But there are chapters about other hermits :D

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE PICS IN THE COVER! If they belong to you, let me know so I can shout you out! #1 in Keralis TYSM! ILY!! #1 in WelsKnight #1 in False Started on ~ August 31 2019 Finished on ~ 3rd Life Last Life Double Life Limited Life Secret Life Real Life Empires Kingdoms Fave Ships Welssuma Welspulse Flower Husbands Team Ranchers Homewreckers Boat Boys GriTim Skizzpulse Tangdaph ImpTek

Cover picture found on Pinterest like a year ago What happened if Grian and Mumbo had a huge argument, unknown what it was about by the other hermits. Mumbo pretends not to know who Grian is, as though the other is invisible. Grian is... struggling. Their whole friendship has gone down the drain over a 'little' thing. (And also one where good ol' Ex makes a reappearance (a good one)) Started: 07.09.2023 Completed: 04.08.2024 TW's: - Swearing - People yelling at each other - Panic attacks - Lack of self care - Injury #1 False symmetry - 06.03.2024

Grian's life was shattered into a million pieces a long time ago. So long ago, he didn't know whether it was ever even whole. When he joined Hermitcraft after running away from the Watchers, it was starting to come together, until season eight began and his life was thrown into chaos. The Watchers were there, and he didn't even know if they were good or bad anymore. He didn't know who to be scared of. And he was forced to question everything in silence, finding refuge only in his magic. And unfortunately for him, things don't always go the way he might have expected - not that he really had any expectations, anyway. There is some mild swearing. (The cover is literally just a picture of a galaxy about 140 million light years away taken by NASA) Total word count: approx. 40,000

Even in a world where almost everyone is born with a whym, an otherworldly ability, there are still people who feel alienated in this strange, superhuman society. Grian is teenager born with strangely coloured wings. Most are a light brown, or white, or maybe blond, but his are bright purple. After being teased for it all his life, he's decided that people he meets in real life just suck. So, getting invited to a Discord server with more social rejects like him seems like a great escape from his reality. Join the family, join the shenanegans! :) -- 3/7/22 ~ HOW THE FUCK ARE WE 1# IN THE GRIAN TAG THERE IS 2000 STORIES IN THAT TAG WTFFF /pos /pos Story: Easts1de Cover: Easts1de :P

Just a collection of oneshots about the Life Series because I have an overactive brain, Yay! I started this on February 12th, 2024. And if anyone reads this, thank you so much! I also might write some GIGS phasmo oneshots (sue me), and my stories may transition from the Life Series to Hermitcraft because I can. I will write ships (no smut) and will TRY to write friendship stories without making them into ships by accident. ALSO, I do not ship the real people, just the characters. Also also, I will write sad, but like 98% of the time, there will be comfort for those hurting. These characters are not mine. They belong to the youtubers who create the awesome content I love to write about. So go check them out! Thank you for reading! Star

This book is all about the moments you can't fit in the main series. The stories that they reference and joke about, but you never actually see. Have fun! :D

Hermits of Hermitcraft in the Wizarding World! Disclaimers: (1) I don't own any of the characters you may recognize: I only own my OCs (Nebula, Background characters, ect). (2) I DON'T SHIP THE IRL PEOPLE. Minesona shipping only. Warnings? Well, there's gonna be a lot of fluff and occasional angst, that's for sure. If you're sensitive about death (then why did you read HP in the first place? He's an orphan who committed murder of a murderer as a toddler-), then please be careful reading this story. If you're Technoblade and love murdering orphans (the heck is wrong with chu-), then please avoid killing anyone in this universe. Thank you, and enjoy my first Wattpad/Hermitpad book!

Welcome, peoples, to my book of Hermitcraft oneshots, incorrect quotes, and correct quotes. ;) (I drew the cover btw)