"It's hard when you know you shouldn't hold on, and yet you're too in love to let go..." Hermione croaked. "Too in love? WAKE UP GRANGER and smell the coffee! The weasel does not love you! Because if he does, he wouldn't have cheated on you with some slag twice! " Draco hissed.

Hermione Granger finds out something important about her past. She isn't a Granger. how will she transition to her new life?

It had been too long, why reveal the truth after years? Hermione Granger was believed to be Muggleborn most of her life, till she found out some unexpected news. Her identity has changed completely and she doesn't think she'll get over it. What will happen to her now? *Cussing included* *Gets a bit dark* #1 in DramioneFanfiction!!!! #1 in Dramione!!! #4 in HarryPotter!!! #1 in HermioneGranger!!!! #2 in DracoMalfoy!!!! #1 in HermioneZabini!!!! #1 in Zabinitwins!!!! #1 in Bluna!!! #1 in Zabini!! #1 in SeamusFinnigan!! #1 in DeanThomas!! #1 in hogwartsschoolofwitchcraftandwizardry!! #1 in Hogwarts!! #1 in PansyParkinson!!! #1 in BlaiseZabini!! #1 in DaphneGreengrass!! #1 in TheodoreNott!!! #2 in Hinny!!! #4 in AstoriaGreengrass!!! #8 in TheoNott!! #20 in GinnyWeasley!! #54 in RonWeasley!!!

Hermione and Draco are alone on Valentine's Day, and someone has spiked the butterbeer with a love potion. Chaos Ensues. ( Re-Posted from my fanfiction.net account: lolagirl )

Hermione disappeared from the lives of the golden trio and their families, but after 15 years Hogwarts will be throwing a reunion, what happens when Hermione doesn't come back as Granger but as someone else? All work belongs to JK Rowling, only a few secondary characters belong to me, the plot is mine, everything else belongs to Rowling. Ranking #5 dramione #4 reunion #23 Christmas #560 Harry Potter #126 Hermione Granger #21 Blaise Zabini #55 Ginny Weasley #436 Draco Malfoy #28 Pansy Parkinson #208 Ron Weasley #7 Theodore Nott #8 Astoria Greengrass

Hermione caught Ron cheating on her. She left in a hurry, accidentally stumbling upon a club. Attempting to relieve the sadness and the pain, she sits down at the bar and drinks. When a somehow familiar man sat next to her, she might've done more than planned. --- Completed! #1 in HogwartsSchoolOfWitchcraftAndWizardry Edited *

As her 18th birthday was coming close, Hermione started to notice a change in her appearance, longer hair, darker skin, brighter eyes. She didn't think much of it till her 18th birthday when everything took a different direction than she had planned!

What if Harry wasn't the boy who lived? Harry lives a happy life with his parents. Hermione Granger goes to school and meets two boys. A boy with red hair and a great personality and a boy with glasses that is completely spoiled. Yes, you heard me. Harry is spoiled. With Voldemort at a rise, who will be the champion to save the wizarding world. Only one girl is for for the job. Hermione Granger. __________________________________________________ "Harry Potter" McGonagall calls. The boy walks up to the hat and sits on the chair. "Better be, Gryffindor" the hat yells and Harry runs over to the Gryffindor table. "Ronald Weasley" McGonagall calls once more. "Ah another Weasley, better be. Gryffindor" the Weasley's welcome their brother. After three names, I am called. "Hermione Granger" McGonagall calls once more. "She has no house. Every category suits her perfectly" the hat calls and gasps fill the room. Please read, I am a terrible writer, bit give it a try. If you don't like it, tell me what to change Any grammar mistakes will be fixed if you comment. I plan on publishing whenever I want! Have a great day. My other book is t that good, but you can read it if you like...

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