"You have the whole fucking world. What more could you want?" short story. warnings: swearing, anorexia.

he just wants to know.

"So baby... how about that good time you promised?" "For the last fucking time you horny pervert, I'm not a phone hooker!" "Oh? So humor me then. Why did I find your phone number written in the local phone booth, with the label 'Asian Persuasion: Call me, for a guaranteed good time'?" "Fuck my life." "How about I fuck you instead?" Or, the one where a prank gone wrong was one of the best and the worst things that happened in Zayn Malik's so called mediocre life.

a story in which harry gets a fake phone number from a girl at a party, but the boy he ends up texting is much more interesting anyway. [lower case intended for description.] [text format] (needs major editing)

in which harry is depressed and louis tries to cheer him up. © All Rights Reserved.

No, it's not okay to murder, to hurt, or to ruin but that doesn't matter to Harry, nor does it matter to Louis. They met by accident, an accident that doesn't even matter, but they know they found the right one because their favorite color is red and well, a few more things they have in common. It's a beautiful love. A very beautifully, dark, twisted love. A love people would kill for; gladly Harry and Louis do. Or the one where Louis and Harry are a "couple" of serial killers (Quite the famous duo) This book (and the series itself) were written and published between 2014 and 2015. In no way does this reflect my current writing style. I leave the TKC series up only for nostalgic purposes and out of respect for those that truly enjoyed this work. I've advanced my writing style since my early Wattpad years and recommend that you read newer works. There are many errors pertaining to grammar and plot consistency. You have been warned. - Author

louist91: I kinda really wanna suck your dick louist91: no homo tho ••••• {HIGHEST RANKING: #3 in FanFiction}

highest ranks: #38 fanfic / 8.26.15 #138 teenfic / 8.30.14 (find the series, which is being edited and re-posted, on ao3. my username is amourlouis.) In which Louis pretends to be someone he's not, Harry is oblivious, Zayn is suspicious, Liam is there for everyone and Niall is Niall. (or, the one where Louis pretends to be a girl online and catfishes the unsuspecting Harry, his unfortunately straight best friend. Louis sort of loves Harry, really, and he didn't mean for it to go this far.)

The past is never where you think you left it. Sequel to Four's Company.

❝Daddy, your sweater's too small now!❞ ❝My sweater grew two sizes too big!❞ WARNING: contains m-preg - [short story] © A.