Paige is a normal teenager with nothing up his sleeve. What would happen if something were to rock his world all of a sudden? Something like... a secret crush perhaps?

[II AU; Humanized] By all records, twelve-and-a-half year old Suitcase Slams is a fairly average girl. She's just started seventh grade, she likes hanging out with her new best friend Balloon (even if her dad's boyfriend doesn't like him all that much), and she likes to go to the arcade to see Fan, a high schooler who's always been like a second older brother to her. But after sneaking out to the local park after dark one night to see Balloon, the two of them plus Fan witness something that leads them to discover that nothing in their hometown may not be what it seems. And as their newly formed secret club starts to unravel the secrets of the town, Suitcase finds that many of her thoughts can't be eternally encased betwixt the pages of her journal. [EDIT: (5/20/22) holy shit #1 in ii??? i genuinely can't believe this, thank y'all so much!!! love you guys] [EDIT: (6/11/22) #1 IN INANIMATE INSANITY??? THANK YOU ALL I NEVER KNEW YOU'D ALL LOVE THIS SO MUCH] [Note: this story is rated mature for content that includes but is not limited to violence, gore, blood, and other things readers might find uncomfy. They're not the main focus though, I promise! All warnings are listed before each chapter.] Cover art by @duck_art_stuff (insta!)

This is where everyone in I.I is in a high school with magical powers. As the school years progress and people mature, how will all the drama go down? What romances shall happen in this book? What else mongers the school in which nobody talks about? What secret powers do some have but not know or reveal.. What secrets will get revealed? Follow in on the journey on Inanimate Eastridge High!

[An Object heads Highschool AU feat. characters from both BFDI & II] Nickel has his moments and all but he's still not one of the nicest people around the school, according to his brother Balloon it's because he had to leave his best friend behind when they moved to NYC. So when two students transfer to Dream Island Academy, Nickel finds his old friend but not exactly as he ounce was.

[HUMANIZED!] "...Alright, does someone want to tell me what the fuck is going on," Paintbrush yelled sternly, rubbing their temples to stave off an incoming headache. "THERE'S A DEMON! THERE'S A DEMON IN THE DORM PAINTBRUSH!" Fan screamed, pointing his lightsaber (where did he even get that?) at the floor, swinging it around and nearing throwing it several times, his grip on the handle unsteady. Paintbrush turned their attention to the end of Fan's lightsaber, and on the floor was a small Cellar Spider, not completely motionless but certainly not hostile. I should've expected this, Paintbrush thought hopelessly, rolling their eyes. I am rooming with five-year-olds. . . OR: Paintbrush doesn't know if they'll pass their first year of college; their new dormmates certainly aren't helping. (A Lightbrush college AU.) This fic contains humanized characters, swearing, and the ships fantube and lightbrush. Cross-posted on ao3 under the same alias. [I do not own Inanimate Insanity or any of the characters from it. This work is fan-made.]