Gender neutral Y/N :) They're all humans in this book, and Y/N is a child so this is NOT a romantic xreader. I'm obsessed with DHMIS right now hhhhhhh- I'll update/write when I can lol Also, each chapter will have a meme or something that I've found since I have nobody else to share them with :) Started: October 18th, 2022 Finished: April 5th, 2023 Time Taken: 5 months, 19 days Status: Complete

Before your grandmother passed away unexpectedly, She had given you her ownership of a pink, two story house in a small town called 'Clayhill'. You decided that you would move out of your small, shabby apartment and live there. One day, you discover a dusty attic containing just boring old stuff until you find a few boxes all labeled 'DO NOT OPEN", And being the careless self you are.. you open them. (I do not own DHMIS or any of the artwork in this book unless I say so.) (Female reader!)

May or may not I like him? Colin is a braggy computer and Larry is an alcoholic lamp. At first it seems like they could never be together. However, there's larger light waves in love and learning than you might think. Will these two motorized objects finally find an intelligent way to confess their love to one another? WARNING: This fanfiction contains LGBT content and slight swearing. If you are not a big fan of these topics, PLEASE EXIT NOW.

||Coffin x Lamp|| ||DHMIS|| "I'd like for you and I to go romancing. Say the word, your wish is my command." -Good Old-fashioned Lover Boy, Queen I hadn't realized what had happened till I looked at him and his cheeks were bright red. We had just kissed! And it made something swell up in my chest. My heart felt light. And it felt right for once. ||Check the chapter titled info! If you're ever confused while reading.||

I wanna write DHMIS things, so I'm gonna.

these are only about the teachers but might mention the 3 :P title kinda explains it, just headcanons. this is just as normal as any other dhmis headcanon book except a mentally ill loser who hates math is writing it and has a strong urge to delete everything every single day so the chapters come out slow but hey there's a lot of chapters so why not read it?