WARNING: please don't read this if you're easily nauseous because it's genuinely messed up. also this is satire if you couldn't tell linguini finds himself heavily depressed and horny after his recent breakup with colette. unfortunately, its remy who has to deal with the consequences... NONE OF THE IMAGES ARE MINE BTW.

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After a long shift in the bakery, pinkie meets a new customer never seen before. However she doesn't know that this new customer will eventually be more. This short, mysterious raccoon will eventually steal her heart.

(Takes place during Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution Season 1). Jamie hopelessly wanders into a church after being constantly scrutinized by the people of Huntington, yet an encounter with a holy tomato just might lift his spirit.

Barney decides to be illegal and raid North Korea. In the process, Kim Jong Un finds out about the hatable kids show character causing mayhem in his country and decides to take action in the most violent way possible. Barney finds out the hard way to never mess with a man obsessed with cheese and bombs.

Hisokussy goes to Disneyland, craving children. Ranpo is called to investigate the strange murders and the oddly-behaving Mickey mascot. What will he discover?

WARNING: please don't read this if you're easily nauseous because it's genuinely messed up. also this is satire if you couldn't tell this is a compilation of despicable me characters having their sexy way with you. get ready for some minion cheeks NONE OF THE IMAGES ARE MINE BTW.

Please help I'm going insane My friends and I did this thing where I found cursed Shrek fanfics and would read them together and one of them made a shrek x monopoly man thing and then my girlfriend was invited to the group and something about Lin was said so now I'm writing this Thank you for the cursed idea nuggets

When two crappy fast-food chains suddenly fall in love, they find themselves at the risk of being outed and having their lives ruined. Will these two restaurants succumb to homophobia, or will their love for each other prevail? Or will they both be gruesomely murdered? Who knows!

In this thrilling erotica you see the sad desperate yet loving relationship of pickle Rick and Larry the cucumber. A new love like a rose with Thorns , two magnets that are complete opposites but exactly the same. (Sooo this is 100% a joke inspired by a friend of mine and I do like reading cursed fanfics cause I find it funny anyways I'm super bad at writing certain types of scenes 🍆🐱but I think that'll just make things funnier so enjoy) Y'all help even I'm traumatized by the shit i wrote😭