You are a newly hired to work in the White House kitchen and one day, you finally get the chance to meet the man you have been crushing on, Joe Biden. Once you meet him, things take an exciting and unexpected turn. Note: In this story Biden is already president. Also this is my first story so it's obviously going to suck and I'm sorry. I just had to write it for any Daddy Joe lovers out there. Warning: There will be eventual smut. I basically wrote this because I'm a hoe for Joe.

the lorax is your new boss after you got promoted and you go in for your first day...