This is for a good friend of mine, but it can be 'enjoyed' by anybody who is INTO the Periodic Table. Enjoy!

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

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Shrek had divorced Fiona and left his children so he could live "happily ever after" with Thanos. Little did he know, Thanos had a plan to destroy the world and everyone in it. Thanos kept this from Shrek, and unexpectedly abandons him so he can finish what he is destined to do. Thanos leaving Shrek makes Shrek rethink everything. Will Thanos change his mind and come back to beg for forgiveness , or will he continue with his original plan as Shrek falls back in love with Fiona?

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?