Well I decided that I wanted to make my own funny, but sometimes true, fnaf memes. I hope you all are ready for Freddy.

I WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT I MADE THIS BOOK BEFORE EVERYTHING HAPPENED. I DO NOT SUPPORT THE CREATORS AT ALL. I AM ONLY KEEPING IT UP BECAUSE THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING IVE EVER MADE. This is Blueycapsules Dave Miller, just so y'know. Im not writing a description. (Y/N) uses they/them pronouns. I wasn't gonna publish this, but here it is. Thanks! Don't know why the mature thing is there. There's no smut, as the creators aren't comfortable with anything like that. I guess ignore that. I own nothing in this story. The art belongs to blueycapsules, unless I say any differently. The characters definitely don't belong to me. I don't know if this is a joke or not. I don't think so, though. We're too far in to think it's a joke at this point. April 25th 2022 - October 8th 2022

Michael Afton has been dreading the oncoming birthday for his little brother, Evan. Why does the little man deserve so much, anyway? He decides it's his job to teach him a few lessons over the coming days. That is, until the final prank goes slightly awry.

You read the title, right? Well, make a request: -Comment a ship -Specify an AU (if you want it) ? -NSFW OR SFW? -Free control? (Just let me do whatever) For all your sinner needs!

!PLEASE READ BEFOREHAND! I'd like to note that I'm not proud of everything I wrote in this book, I wrote this as a mid-teen while my hypersexual behavioral problems were still very present and I wasn't educated on various things. The few 6, 7-ish chapters were me figuring out my writing and therefore bad in quality, while some others were written in a state of mind that didn't do the contents any good. My last few works are ones that I'm happy with, and even though I don't consider this book something to be proud of; I'll let it remain for now for those who enjoy(ed) it. If you want higher quality davesport content; read my new/other works! It's much more interesting and less... Mediocre. - [English isn't my native language so ignore spelling mistakes and/or poor grammar.]

HEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young (I'm 20 now and don't write in this anymore) so just keep that in mind while reading haha. A lot of things are silly, and the humor is outdated and childish because I was just a kid having fun, so no need to take anything seriously. Also, this was mostly written back in 2015 when a lot of things in the FNaF story weren't really known so a lot of things (such as names) are INCORRECT which I am also completely aware of I simply just haven't gone back to correct any of them and I probably never will. I hope you enjoy my middle school brain's writing as much as I did at the time of writing these chapters. Also... I do not own FNaF, all rights go to Scott Cawthon. Much love, Flash <3