Tom is frustrated with not being able to understand Tord when he insults him in Norwegian. After an argument, he sets off to learn as many Norwegian swears and insults as he can. However, the word Tord has reserved for him does not appear to be an insult. This is my first work, and it's purely for self indulgence. I'm sure this has been done before somehow but I really wanted to see it and couldn't find it. So I wrote it myself. Be kind please. Also all Norwegian is provided by google translate lmao

Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how i want because i'm not going to do anything that reminds me of ddlg or ageplay, stop leaving shitty comments on a shitty porn book if you cannot handle a less disgusting version of cum. let me call it come. note: almost every single chapter is going to be of them fucking, you're welcome the amazing cover!!! was done by @readingismypurpose and they're absolutely amazing ngl Update: when the FUCK is this book going to die

I can teach you how to say 'I love you'. But I can't teach you to mean it. - Based on skimson's tordtom highschool AU. Artwork: senya-sucks on tumblr