the dpc and their incredible adventures

clover here!!i uhh write this for the funnies crackfic maybe??? also some chapters may be crack treated seriously

HOTEL MANAGER IN ME. (II STORY)

Sometimes money is always the answer to OJ. You'd spend it on something you like and you'd earn it it's all yours. But it's all gone, so he decided to maybe take a turning position and drop the hotel manager in him. TW/CW Gore Heavy Language Suicide just wanna make it clear that this is a parody of those evil mischar...

What if... (hfjONE-shots)

What if... Airy didn't die. Liam went insane. Tomato wasn't sent back. Airy went to TPOT and met the Algebraliens??? This is a book of individual scenarios surrounding the YouTube series ONE by hfj cheesy. I absolutely love the series and have been inspired to make a bunch of short alternate versions or continuations...

"liam?" (hfjone fanfic)

i must warn you: this is a shipping fic also actual warnings death, hospitals, intense grief

Child au un canonical/bonus stuff

Might or might not be canon in the original book lol, also some are just bonuses it will have the 💥 emoji on the title

H a p p y P i l l s / BFB fanfic/ DESCRIPTION

She never realized a box of antidepressants could save her social life, yet here she is. In the woods with a water bottle, the bottle full of pills, and a saddened look. But no worries. Just swallow the pills and water, and she'll go back to normal. They won't find out. She's Leafy. She's always happy, always helping...

How many lightbulbs does it take?

Imagine looking a abused version of yourself in the eyes knowing whatever trauma you have endured is a fraction of theirs. Feel insignificant yet? Well thats how lightbulb feels when she brings two of them in to her life! I like inanimate experiments and experiment 21 and i thought it would be fun to write about trau...

Comedy Gold! (Cheesy x Trophy fanfic)

oh LORD dude. I wrote this when I was 11 guys, please don't take this seriously. I have such a strong disdain for this fanfic, WHY ON EARTH did it blow up. (As of November 5th, 2024) ⚠️THIS WILL BE CRINGE⚠️ The characters in this story are STILL they're object forms. None of the characters here are humanized. Inanim...

still friends⎮bfb groupchat au (continuation of "friends")

-Second Book to the BFB Groupchat au- (Thumbnail by @Object_Paradise) After weeks of actually going outside and doing things, they're all back in the groupchat. This time with a lot more in store than last time. This story includes..... -Gay ships -Cursing -Mentally insane people and a lot more

♡ Life and Death ♡

She's back.. Forced to make sacrifices, friends, and hard decisions, survival is the only key motive. Left for dead, the bfb contestants struggle to survive and fight for each others lives, forced to battle their own and make it through the days, starving and frustated. However, things take a turn when from another un...

Fear Garden 2: Scarlet's Bloom (An IDFB Fanfic)

You thought you could get rid of me. But it's only a matter of time now. Thanks to you... I found a vessel of someone much stronger. I will finish what I have started. - Day turned to night- comet after comet passed through. But they had broken out of it. The cursed prison that held them behind a metal wall for ages...

Art book

I need a way to entertain you guys while working on chapters so here's an art book

Rocky Roads (OSC story) slow updates*

(Humanized) (cover art by moi) Disclaimer: some of the armless contestants have prosthetic arms!!! Rocky, a kid with hardly any speaking abilities and has acidic puke. Rocky ran into his brother's room to play with him, but Rocky found something else. Rocky took the glowing item from under his brother's bed, sudden...

Brought together by Music : Fireafy (REWRITTEN)

"Ah! Fire Boy!" Firey is a Senior in Object High. All his life he's been the semi popular kid. This changed once he started dating Puffball, as his popularity spiked even higher. But with popularity, comes consequences. And with consequences, comes disaster. Leafy is a Junior who's also attending Object high. She d...

"a second chance, in another place" (bfb/ii crossover)

ii taco somehow made her way to the bfb ground, and they took care of her. maybe this is a chance to restart and make a new. this could be her second chance.... ii taco angst Humanized*characters are not min* Bad grammar

Home... (bfb//ii crossover)

Something happened to Two that made them go feral, killing every TPOT contestant... except one... he survived because someone saved him. The person pushed him into another world he has no clue about, but the savior did... now he's dead... who survived? why don't you find out? Creator: hey guys, here's another crossov...

•Ask Inanimate Insanity Pre-K• (DISCONTINUED AND BEING REDONE!)

In this A.U, the contestants are preschoolers and the hosts are the teachers\guardians! Sort of like a slice-of-life and questionnaire ask or dare book. The kids (and the adults) are willing to ask any question you may have for them. So asks are open!!

LEFT ALIVE: BFB/TPOT AU

how does it feel, to lose all of your friends? how does it feel, to be alone? "woody?" woody and blocky sticked together after the incident. "blocky?" they both get closer everyday. (tags will be updated everytime a new character comes in)

Liar.

Nickel had never been particularly secretive. I mean, he never had anything to hide, right? That's what Baseball thought, at least. However, when Nickel looses all recollection of the events of inanimate insanity, it becomes increasingly clear that it's not the case.

Though you annoy me, I'll take your hand in mine any day

DISCLAIMER THIS WAS WRITTEN & CONCLUDED LONG BEFORE S3 ENDED, AND LONG BEFORE II S2 EPISODE 16. SOME THINGS MAY NOT BE CONSISTENT WITH HOW THINGS WRAPPED UP THERE. KEEP THAT IN MIND MePhone 4 ends up hurting himself, and OJ has to keep an eye on him while he recovers, so he doesn't cause any trouble for the hotel, bu...

[ • "At your service, sir!" • ]

It's a young-adult girl named, Leafy Lemon. She works at a job to keep her mother healthy from a disease and Leafy Lemon has to work hard to make sure her mother doesn't die. Leafy Lemon works at a Maid Café with some friends, one of her friends owning the Café. She stumbles across a guy and they both fall in love. "...

H a p p y P i l l s / BFB fanfic /

Leafy is bottling up her true feelings. Trying to stay happy even if she knows she's just gonna get more hate as the game show goes. But one day.. Leafy finds a crate of happy pills, and uses it for her advantage......But then...she took it too far..

friends⎮bfb groupchat au

A groupchat with BFB characters. Includes -Weird Ships -Stupid Drama -Gelatin being a little troublemaker -Donut and Barf Bag being the best parents ever

Crossing Over - A BFB/II2 fanfic [COMPLETED]

There are dozens of object shows out there, each one in its own little universe, almost never touching each other. But what would happen if objects from one universe traveled to another? *I've given a user who wishes to remain anonymous permission to crosspost this story to AO3. (Crossing Over got crossed over between...

Fear Garden (A IDFB FANFIC)

Reoccurring nightmares. A murderous plan that just won't go away. You think owning a garden is hard? Honey please, this is only the beginning. - A few years after moving to Yoyle City, Pin is faced with the same horrifying nightmare.. A garden. Her dead friends. And hands. She couldn't bring it up without trembling i...

White Lies [NOT WORKING ON THIS ATM]

I hate this one. BUT IM POSTING IT ANYWAY. Idc if this is cringe- tbh I think it's kinda wholesome? In a way? It doesn't matter. I'm posting it. AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME! MWAHAHA- Okay maybe wattpad can stop me- Please don't cancel me XD Violence warning? Maybe swearing too.

Project Sekai Ships One-Shots✩°｡⋆⸜ 🎧✮

Hello everyone! I don't know how often I'll update this, since I myself can be a little all over the place. Please send in requests for ships or one-shot ideas! Things I will NOT write: NSFW (I do not care if they are aged up, anything beyond making out will not take place in these stories), proships (yes, that inclu...

The Flames Shooting Star [REWRITTEN]

[Human AU] "Knock, knock. Get up! The entire world is watching you." Have you ever wondered what it's like to live as a famous celebrity? To be watched every single minute, in every single place? This is the story of Leafy Green, a teen actress who is tired of living her famous life. Therefore, when the opportunity t...

The Flame's Shooting Star (Bfb Fanfiction)

Leafy, being a known pop star in the country, has gone on a very unusual mission for someone as famous as her. She tries to find her one and only childhood best friend which lifted her spirits up when they were still living together. She goes on many new and unusual adventures while she's in her new school. Her eyes l...

Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

An unfunny & low effort crackbook 18+ so don't read it if your a kiddo