The boss of Passione, the number 1 gang in Italy, is a secretive man. He never talks to anyone unless it's through a couple proxies, not even his most trusted guards know his real name. However, the boss needs his Strawberry Cheesecake Shake, he can't function normally otherwise, and he doesn't want Doppio to crash the car again. He thinks of asking the narcotics division, but that would never work. With a sigh , he opens up his contacts and begins to send a message to a man known as Risotto Nero. *Cover was made by Poofyinator*

DIO and Hol Horse decide that they should go to Home Depot, but what will happen? What will they do together? Warning for: Nsfw, Blood and Gore(???) Listen to this as you read for the full experience: https://youtu.be/BVnMLsFnWpo

The gang of hoes wants to go to chick fil a on a summer day and they end up causing a little brouhaha 😝😝😝😛 I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 16 PLS 😭 ⚠️shid and fard warning ⚠️ For maximum effect watch the videos🤪 ‼️Joke story 😩‼️ (it's supposed to be cringe🥸🤪🤪) (some bad language so like if you're a toddler get out of here) there are bad words and some offensive language, but like I said its a joke. i dont want anyone to be offended, and i dont want like anyone under teen age reading this lol.

this was written on August 31st, ill probably regret posting this later yeah read disclaimer plss

La Squadra from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Golden Wind goes to Burger King after completing a mission and floating in a river for god knows how long. Also no sorbert and gelato idk their personalities, they literally were created to die. And yeah, i dont know if anyone did this before, so dont be mean to me, this is just a crackfic for god's sake.

Doppy vists your T-Mobile in hopes of getting a new phone for his boss, but what he finds is love.

just guys being dudes

hot milf gets stuck in washing machine somehow yeah the stories are purposely written terribly and make no sense since this is a crack fic. but also kinda serious in a way?? take it as u will lmao these r all one shots, the individual chapters have nothing to do with each other and are completely different fluff basically or idek what this is @brunosexual made the cover pls go follow her or ill find ur family rated m for hotness :heart_eyes_cat:

Another jojo one.... Warning: includes T posing

Welcome to my book of crack Where I take funny vines/memes and bring them to the fanfic world Swearing is involved I also don't have a schedule for updates, I just kinda write whatever comes to me so rip people who love scheduled updates lmao. The majority of this will be JJBA Part 5, since I have an unhealthy addiction to them. A n y w a y Hope you enjoy the craziness. Impressive rankings: #4 narancia 06/01/20 #3 Giovanna 12/20/20