She chose her apartment because she liked the attached balcony and the peace and quiet it afforded her. That is soon about to change thanks to a new neighbour. Author's Note: This story is dedicated to my person, my Yang, my Lorelai. I write today because you asked why not. Cover Picture Courtesy: To the ever lovely @AasthaKatrela!

Funny. Enter at your own risk. *might be bad it's my first book*

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

None of these jokes are mine. Full credit goes to the owners

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.