"ROO ROO ROO." "STOP BARKING AT ME YOU LITTLE WITCH." ⍟ "it's not your responsibility to protect me." "lindsey, even if i saw you as just a friend it is my responsibility to protect you because that's what friends do." [written august 2021-february 2022.]

Dream SMP x reader imagines/one-shots SMP people i will be writing about; Dream Sapnap Georgenotfound BadBoyHalo Tubbo (platonic) Ranboo (idk it'll be respectful Tommy Wilbur Technoblade Nihachu Purpled Punz Puffy Phil (platonic or fatherly) Skeppy Others (Literally anyone who's been on the smp for even a millisecond might be included) Also if I write anything you think would make anyone uncomfortable feel free to tell me and I will edit it or delete it!

This is a Royal AU, Techno is the eldest prince whilst Phil is the king. His brothers, Wilbur and Tommy had troubled Techno in his practices and training as he will be crowned king after his father. He was told by his father that he will need a queen to rule with him and accompany him. "Father I told you I'm not interested in love" "We'll see about that one son..." ~~~ He was traveling around the kingdom, looking after his citizens as his father instructed. Then a man showed up ,it was the opposing kingdom who had been in war with his for quite a while. Techno was unarmed as the knight had an iron sword and armor ready to attack, but... "Back off moron, I'm no knight but I know how to fight" ----- "t's about to be sundown so I best be off" "Wait! I..." ~~~ "Phil... I think I'm in love..." "Don't worry son, it's normal. May I know who she is?" "I- I don't know her Phil...." "We'll find her don't worry" Techno had prepared to be king and was prepared. He convinced his father to let him stay a prince as Phil agreed to let his son enjoy life before having the pressure of a king. "It's you again... I finally found you" Laz's notes : This is fluff no smut whatsoever, just kisses This uses their Minecraft skins as appearance but the personality isn't really based on the SMP's lore Swearing will be included (I mean the child is here and I have his swearing issues irl) Blood will be in here (supposedly) (other warnings will be in the story itself)

only keeping up for the memories, THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING (NO LONGER UPDATING: i do not support wilbur soot)

I just want to write Dream SMP angst my guys don't @ me. I take requests, but I'm very slow. No shipping here, sorry!

-made in 2022- wilbur & y/n were strangers. y/n met Wilbur by luck and wilbur started getting a bit attached with y/n (she/her pronouns)

Y/n had a horrible relationship with your mom, she finally took you out shopping after lots of begging where she would buy you new clothing, as yours were to get way to small to look actually presentable. Some how, y/n ends up coming out to her mom as bi over a stupid rainbow shirt, little did you know this would lead into sometime terribly awful. Running out of the store you run into a group of people. Who are they? Keep reading to find out :)

the title says it all besties :_)

"could you be any more perfect, wilbur soot?" "i am far from perfect, jamie letterman." -

You and Tommy have been bestfriends for life. One day,you meet some of his gaming friends, and everything changes. One 6"5 guitarist catches your eye in particular. But whilst you're in his bed, who's in his twitch chat? (This is my first fanfic so probably gonna be shit lmao). Also if there is gonna be any content that could be triggering ill add a warning at the top of the chapter. I hope you enjoy! Best achievements: #87 in swag #2 in yournewboyfriend #182 in British #32 in Jackmanifold #105 in streamers #79 in pog #897 in karljacobs #876 in dreamteam