RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

She prays to fly and He holds her hand. Nothing makes sense and that is what she lives for. She loves. But then everything falls and she is still there. She does not die. She turns numb, but she doesn't let it all go stale. She just wants to know what living feels like because that's hard. But it is real and it's alive still. And she lives. And she flies. And it is a beautiful and perfect ending, but never ever stale. You know? She is loved and she remembers that now. And so here it begins.

Amelia Lawson is turning 19! On her 16th birthday she makes a wishlist for herself with the help of her best friends. She promised them she'd write down the 15 things she wanted to do in life and fulfill each and every one of them before she turned 20! On her 19th birthday she realizes she has only one year left and the wishlist hasn't got anything ticked off as yet... Meet Marissa and Christopher her two besties who are doing everything they can to make her wishes come true which includes doing the most craziest things they thought they'd never do in their lives! and when everything seems to be going just fine, along came someone.... who would change it all.. in a way they could never have imagined.. !

All Cassie has ever wanted was a normal life in the small town of Toowoomba. She wanted to spend her years stressing over exams, boys and money. However one night changes it all. Will she make a deal with the creatures of night or will she let her brother die whilst held in captivity. But, what Cassie doesn't know is that the twin brothers that captured her are protecting her from the entire vampire race. Cassie is the key, the key to unlocking the power of the Immortals. Love, jealousy, fear and friendship are all thrown into a twist when the waters are tested.

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I hate everything. Except everything. I like everything. Except Snape he tried hurt me with words. He succeeded. That made me sad. Bye Rawn

You want it all? And you want it now? Players? Vampires? Werewolves? Nerds and Jocks? Rockstars? Princesses? Kidnappers? Falling in love with your best friend? This short story has everything you're wishing for! Come in! Let's play: Spot the cliché! (Attention: Parody ahead. Read at your own risk.)

Kim Drake was a loner - someone most people didn't even knew existed, or cared to recognize her existence. This included her town's local bad boy, Carter, despite knowing that they were mates. Did she forget to mention she was a werewolf? Life was already had enough as a high schooler, not to mention being a teenage werewolf dealing with rejection from the one person who is supposed to accept and love her above everyone else.

Edward sucks. The truth hurts right? This is the I-Hate-Edward club! Sign up today!