you are the popular girl at south park high that everyone knows and loves. you're the captain of the soccer team, you get great grades, president of two clubs and have many friends including wendy, token, nichole, and bebe. your life seems perfect from the outside, but in reality it is fucked up beyond words. no one seems to care or even know. until, you meet one kid that you never knew was even there and he changes your life forever... TW⚠️‼️ - mention of bulimia, self harm, anxiety and depression - also mention of mild sexual harassment - also it's gonna get spicy sexually at some points so be warned - NSFW (??) i don't really know what this means but i thought i should include it just in case DISCLAIMER: - all art goes to original artists i did not make any of it myself (if you know the artist please comment and i will mention them asap) - everyone is aged up (16/17) - i do not own any of the characters (that's all matt and trey) i just made up the story

Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!