∇[𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝. 𝐓𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐬, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐮𝐦. 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐤𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐢𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐟, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦? 𝐇𝐞'𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬]∇

Bittergiggle was a lot of things. He was a jokester, an escape artist, a cunning trickster, and many other things that could describe him. He was, however, NOT parent material. And he certainly didn't ask for a child! Especially one that was dumped into his arms with no warning, and told it was 'his mistake, his problem' to deal with. Child raising was never part of any of his plans, and it certainly threw a wrench in his life. WHAT WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A BABY?!