Shrek. Oh, Shrek. My lord and saviour. How I love thee so. Please take this story as a prayer, and let it guarantee my salvation.

I love you, shrek.

Recently, an ancient book has been uncovered. Along with that book, a forgotten religion was also dug up. Shrekism. Follow along with me, Pope Brown, as I recover the tarnished pages of our loved religion. Every day, new pages of our Shrekian bible are recovered, so stay in tune. And remember, Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

"On the fifth knock I'm met with such a beautiful sight. It was an ogre, his defined jaw and clothing that accented his figure well made my knees weak. All I wanted to do was devote my whole life to him; to feel him inside me, and make me his."

The Book of Shrek is a tale of Heroism, Wonder and the powers that Shrek Has

Shrek and Cory from Cory in the house do things