▏taehyung is a college hating, meme addicted bachelor who somehow messages a wrong number at one am. jungkook is his unsuspecting victim who soon falls for the other's interesting personality and unfairly cute face. fortunately, all they need is a few pushes to get things going between them. maybe more than a few. or: in which taehyung finds a clueless jungkook and crushes on him with the power of god, anime, and other suspicious methods of love. warnings! OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUED/COMPLETED. cuz this book sucks lmaoooo a taekook text fic, but written points of views are added further in the story. THERE IS A FINALE FOR CLOSURE.

T: YOU T: YOU T: YOU J: Good morning to you too Where Taehyung can't stand his loud upstairs neighbour. [lots of crack]

Different Taekook oneshots I take requests ~Taekook is real ;)~ #1 one shot #1 shot

"M-m-mr? How long are you going to keep staring at me?" - K.TH "As long as it takes for you to bring that plump ass of yours over here to my lap, beautiful" - J.JK Fluff ensues and maybe angst too #1 in vkook(x3) #1 in fanfiction on November 24, 2019 Rights reserved, please do not copy my work Began: November 13, 2018 End: August 7, 2020

BOOK i in which taehyung can't sleep and strikes a deal to sleep with his classmate after catching him looking at porn in maths class. ©SHARMILA / nectaerine sept 2016 - nov 2016

Jimin was a small YouTuber with only 3k subscribers, but when his favourite YouTube channel BangtanTV (5 million subscribers) puts out a vacancy for a new member his whole social life turns around. He meets all his favourite YouTubers from the channel and has to live in a house with them but is confused about the one he's never seen before. Who is this guy? Cover credit: @finElisa

In which a prank call leads to something more interesting, and a very strange love triangle.

Taehyung's chaotic ass messages the wrong number, belonging to 'straight boy' Jeongguk. ©95vgguk

"You're not a freak, Taehyung. And there's nothing you can say that will ever convince me otherwise."

In which Jimin starts a group chat with a bunch of people he knows, hoping for them all to become good friends despite several of them being confused and unwilling. [aka Jimin becomes the reason for his friends finding the love of their lives, and himself, too.] (yoonmin, taekook, namjin, and yugseok [[yugyeom and hoseok]] cuz hobi being the only single one makes me sAD.) Completed. :) highest rankings #1 - bts #1 - yoonmin #1 - taekook #1 - namjin #1 - jungkook ???mY GuY iM sHOoK,,