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Funny texts book two! Unlimited jokes, texts and quotes!

Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

insanity inside ✓

❝ she won't be a damsel in distress nor will she be someone as important. but she'll be there to redress your wounds and swab every hurting scar clean. she'll scare the hell out of you, but she'll keep your demons at bay. she won't cry pretty, but at least she'll try to cry all of the guilt off. and she isn't that eas...

anhedonia ✓

❝ there was something truly wrong with her heart being so constantly exposed to disapointment. she needed to relearn how to feel again-how to breathe without restraint, how to love without having to think about the falling. because god, the fall did more than just bruises. ❞ → #35 in poetry [8/30/16] → featured i...

My Schizophrenia

writings that are full of delusions... full of twist... full of emotions... Dark and indeed in need of deeper understanding... Please read in full to fully understand my POETRY STORY.... Also inserted are my old poems... All Rights Reserved ** Mysterious Aries** Comment or Vote pls...

My Drawings!

I saw people sharing their arts and here I am sharing mine. They are all my drawings but I got the ideas from Google and YouTube 😊

Lyrics Of My Life 🖤

Highest rank: #137 - 10/2/17 💜💜💜 1st place in 2017 Public Writing awards. I wrote these so please do not try to steal or claim them as your own. If you want to use them than give me credit or ask me. thank you :)

SERENDIPITY (Islamic Story)

[Previously known as 'Have you'] Have you ever felt so alone? Have you ever felt like they stabbed you in your back? Have you ever thought you were going to be a victim of rape? Have you ever felt like you can't even trust family? Have you ever thought that something good would come out of something bad? H...

to be determined [A FORMER WATTPAD FEATURED STORY]

She opens her eyes and looks up to a hopelessly boring white room, surrounded by doctors wearing pastel colored scrubs. After realizing she can't conjure up any memories from before her awakening, a nameless girl goes on a mindful journey to discover who she is - or rather was - and what she has the possibility of bei...

She's With Me (Book 1, the With Me series)

She's With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Amelia Collins is in witness protection, starting at a new school in a small town. But when she becomes involved with the most infamous guy at school, she's reminded that she...

A Diamond in Islam | (Published) ✔

He wanted to hate her, to shred her faith viciously before he lost himself in her eyes again. * * * * Amira had a dysfunctional family, an older brother who was far from the ideal and parents constantly on his case. The stakes are raised high for Amira in her senior year. She has her whole life planned out, eagerly wa...

Angel Academy

Emma Rose is happy with her normal life. Until two hot older guys kidnap her!! Shes taken to a school called Angel Academy, where she is told she has the ability to control an element, just like everyone else at the school. Can she survive this crazy school, where gym teachers shoot fire at her and she has to pass sur...

Definitely Not Interested

Being a high school Muslim hijabi was already a lot to deal with but add a crazy life and it gets all too messy. Trust me Malak is a badass girl that doesn't take shit from nobody but there was only one person who got under her skin. Amir Khalid. Wherever she went they would always butt heads. She despised him and his...

Fading Away [Death The Kid X Reader]

I'm smiling, yet inside I'm basically dying.

Damien

Damien Stryker is a ruthless billionaire, but when Serena Mclane is forced to marry him, she hopes to find the mercy behind his cold eyes and strong hands. ****** Damien Stryker, a domineering billionaire, is someone you don't want to get close to. Unfortunately for Serena Mclane, she doesn't have much of a choice. A...

Kidnap My Heart

Emma van der Bilt is clever, snarky, and spoiled rotten. William Knight is cocky, impatient, and slightly dimwitted. So how exactly did Will manage to kidnap Emma and her best friend twice and live to talk about it? *** "What the hell-" I screeched. "Good morning, sunshine." I looked up in alarm and saw the smirking...

The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...

Heart Whispers(muslim Love Story)

Define happiness? That was the exact question I asked myself the very day I decided I wanted to be happy but I guess I never really got the real definition. Amina Khalid your typical average girl who wanted nothing than to be happy. Being happy began to become reality when she was arranged to marry and was determined...

Muslimah in love

''Marriage isn't easy especially when it's arranged and you hardly know the guy.'' 23-year-old Zara, a modest and virtuous Muslimah, has finally accepted a marriage proposal and is ready to share her life and love with her husband. But what happens when he is broody, stiff and ignores her most of the time? Is it pos...

Acceptance: A Nigerian Love Story

He grew up in Nigeria She grew up in Saudi Arabia She's an open book He has a closed heart She hates complicated things He doesn't even know what is complicated and what's not. She's a chatterbox and she's fascinated by the fact that he doesn't get mouth odour from his extreme silence. Or is she just too noisy t...

Laila

Laila Barakat is a normal eighteen-year-old girl. She just got received a full scholarship to a private college and works a part-time job to help support her family. She lives in a small house with her mother and little brother and often finds it hard to make the ends meet. When Laila steps into college, she instantly...

Falling in love with the Muslim girl ✔

[My stories do NOT represent Islam, they represent most Muslims nowadays] ~~~~ "So I can't be this close to you?" Brody softly asked, pretending he didn't know the rules of my religion. "THEN LEAVE", he added pointing towards the door. And that's when it hit me, it wasn't him who was holding me there.. it was my own...

You are MINE!

The line separating darkness and light is very thin, no one knows when they will stumble upon the other side. The same thing happened to him long ago, an incident and he was dragged into the other side of the world, but instead of being devoured by the darkness, he swallowed it. Ruling over the demons of the society h...

Cinderella my Ass【COMPLETED】

Highest rank #1 in humor [30 chapters] The hermit Ryder Quin never thought that one day, her crush of three years now, the very handsome Aiden Caley, would suddenly want to be her friend. What's more, a stranger broke into her backyard one night, his face hidden underneath a hood, and ever since then he would show u...

The Frozen Heart (Ziall)

People are scared of me. Scared of my appearance Scared of my touch Scared of my presence Because I am a freak I didn't ask for this 'gift'. I didn't want to freeze everything I touch. But this is who I am. Hated... So I ran away. ~ Niall Horan, the ice boy. Only looking in his eyes would tell you that he is somethi...

Bad Meets Good

"Before you can see the light you have to deal with the darkness"

Outcasts [PUBLISHED]

PUBLISHED! Now available on Amazon, and Kindle Unlimited! Shy, quiet, Riley Summers' life is changed once she meets Aiden Callaway, the misunderstood boy at Fairfield High School. Two completely different personalities of the stereotypical high school scene come together to learn that they aren't so different at all. ...