To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL updates every Wednesday First book in the 'Scum Series'

WARNING: Mature Content | R18 IDLE DESIRE 7: PALERMO LAZARUS Palermo is a Mafia Boss, feared by everyone in the underworld. A drop-dead gorgeous and hot tattooed man who makes women drool over him. A rich and dangerous Mafia, who is not afraid to kill without blinking an eye. A Mafia that doesn't care if he's a sinner. But he couldn't believe that he would fall in love with the woman he had only seen for the first time. She was so beautiful. Ysabel was so beautiful in his eyes. Siya lang ang bukod tanging babae na tunay na nakakuha ng kanyang atensyon. Ang kauna-unahang babaeng gusto niyang protektahan at alagaan. At hindi rin niya lubos akalain na magkakaroon siya ng interes sa dalaga. Interes na kilalanin siya, mapalapit sa kanya at pumasok sa buhay niya. Pero hindi naman siya lubos makapaniwala na kung saan duguan siya, nag-aagaw buhay at malapit na malagutan ng hininga ay saka naman niya nakita at nakilala ang magandang dalaga na si Ysabel. At worst ay nabihag pa nito ang kanyang lintik na puso. Sounds weird and funny, right? He was about to die, but he still managed to fall in love at first sight with this beautiful woman he had only seen for the first time. Pero siya si Palermo Lazarus, isang Mafia na gagawin ang lahat para maangkin at markahan ang babaeng kauna-unahang bumihag at nagpatibok sa kanyang puso na inaakala niyang isang bato. He became possessive in love with her. But he will do everything and anything to get her and make her his property. ➤ ERO-ROMANCE ➤ MATURE CONTENT ➤ R-18 ➤ BOOK COVER BY: LUNE AESTHETE

I got pregnant because of a damn one night stand and he didn't take the responsibility. After how many years, we met again. And the worst part is, HE'S MY NEW BOSS. But despite of all these happenings, these past few years, my life was a lie.

It was one night. Isang gabi lang ang pangyayaring 'yon ng kahinaan. Because of her step-sister and her step-mother, She slept with an unknown man under the influence of an aphrodisiac. Dahil sa gabing iyon ay nagka-anak s'ya. Dahil sa gabing iyon ay naging successful ang pag-agaw ng mga ito sa business na itinayo mismo ng mommy n'ya. Dahil din sa gabing ito ay nakilala n'ya ang isang Phoenix Silvestre Cole! Isang hudyo.. Isang napaka-gwapong hudyo! On one night.. "Mommy, This was the Mister Nice guy i was telling you about!" Inosenteng saad ng bata, habang may hawak na icecream. Her gaze went towards the Large man behind him. Marami itong dalang shopping bags na pinamili ng anak n'ya? He was undoubtedly very handsome, na halos malagag ang panga n'ya.. Nagpa-lipat lipat ang tingin n'ya sa anak at sa lalaki. Wait.. Bakit parang magkamukha sila? Matalas at nanlilisik ang mga mata nito. "Woman! Kailan mo ninakaw ang semilya ko?!" UNEDITED

"Dr. Achilles Alarcon, inaaresto kita!" Galit na salubong ni SPO3 Antonia Dimaculangan. "Arrest me? On what grounds?" Kunot noong tanong ng manggagamot. "Pagnanakaw!" "Pagnanakaw? Anong ninakaw ko?" "Ang puso ko!" Natawa siya. "For the record, I did not steal it. You dileberately, wholeheartedly and willingly surrendered it to me." "Ah, basta! Panagutan mo ako nang pang-habang buhay na pagkakabilanggo sa puso ko!!!!" LOVE ANTIDOTE SERIES 2

Mr. Kenjie Madrid Sarmiento is the CEO of Sarmiento Airlines and Advertising Company. Sya ang nag-mamay-ari ng naglalakihang eroplano at helipad sa buong Mundo, Hindi lamang yun he is the one of Hot Bachelor in California, His Father Mr. Randolf own the biggest yatch in the world , Her Mom Adriana own the biggest Mall in California . He is the only son , he get all he wants, money, luxury cars, and women . He is super rich , He is also a model but his identity remain private . No one knows his look except for his family... Dianne Castellejo- 23 yrs . old Daughter of Mr. And Mrs. Castellejo, she is the heir of the biggest company of Cars in California , She knows how to speak Tagalog. Lynn Villegas- bestfriend of Dianne who helped her when he run away from his husband . Em Hernandez- A actress and model who is obsessed with Kenjie Eric Ramos- true friend of lynn and Dianne Janica Agustin- her identity remains secret

Demonyong nagkatawang tao. May sungay, may buntot at tinidor na panusok. Ganyan ipaliwanag ni Freia Gonzales si Travis Reyes. Pagpasok pa lang niya bilang sekretarya nito, gusto na niyang mag-resign dahil sa ugali nito. Utos dito, utos doon. Magpapagawa ng kape pero hindi iinumin. Paano nga ba magkakasundo ang dalawang taong mula sa magkaibang mundo? Oras lang ang makakapagsabi. Kapag pareho silang naipit sa isang sitwasyon na hindi nila gusto, mapipilitan kaya silang magkasundo? When two worlds collide, it's a disaster.

Vennie Margaret Travejo is not that typical girl. She's brave, tough and beautiful with a heart. She's living a normal life not until she met the Famous Hot Billionaire in town, Isaac Archer Darwin. Ang sabi nila ay pag umibig ang puso ay di mo na pwedeng pigilan ito. Kaya ng simulan niyang ibigin ang taong imposibleng mahalin siya dahil sa estado ng kanilang buhay. Alam niyang Mali pero minahal niya kahit maraming tutol. She was pregnant with Isaac's child but no one knows at tuluyan nag hirap sa kamay niya. But yes, Revenge is the answer. Pero kaya ba niyang ipaglaban ang pag ibig niya kahit maraming taon na Ang nag daan? O mauuwi lang sa masaklap na hiwalayan ©serenvi 2018

WARNING: This story is not suitable for young readers. If you are below 18 years old, please don't proceed with the Prologue because this story contains explicit words that are not suitable for you guys. Thank you. Date created: September 1, 2014 Date finished: November 18, 2014

Isang gabi lang. Pero sapat na para magbago ang lahat. Nina thought she had it all-career, comfort, and a relationship na matagal na niyang pinanghawakan. Everything seemed perfect... until dumating siya. The man with those piercing eyes, a smile that disarmed her logic, and a presence that shook her carefully built world. Cliché? Maybe. Pero hindi na ito rom-com sa sinehan-ito, buhay na niya. Kahit pa may ibang taong laman ng kanyang mga litrato at alaala, bakit nga ba si Iñigo ang laman ng puso niya gabi-gabi? Bakit siya ang naiisip niya kapag mag-isa na lang siya sa kwarto, habang tahimik ang mundo? Bakit siya ang gusto niyang makita pagkagising? His eyes-those intense, magnetic eyes-glimmered like cut diamonds, stealing every rational thought she had. His strong, perfectly built frame, parang knight in modern armor, always ready to catch her-figuratively and literally. He was a gentleman in every sense of the word. Calm. Confident. At may tinig na parang kayang tunawin ang lahat ng ingay sa paligid. Pero kapag hinahalikan niya si Nina, wala nang tahimik. Fireworks. The way his lips skimmed across her jaw, the electric pull when he crushed his lips against hers-it was more than just a kiss. It was chaos and comfort all at once. At dun niya narealize... She wasn't just drawn to him. She was falling. Hard. At habang pinipilit niyang itanggi, her body already betrayed her. Her heart? Matagal nang sumuko. Uh-oh. Nina could smell it. This isn't just attraction. This... is trouble. But the kind that makes you want to risk it all