This is a work in progress and the name is totally generic, if you find yourself with an idea for something better, please feel free to shoot me a message and let me know! -.C I'm Parker, stupid name for a girl isn't it? My parents wanted a boy and they got stuck with me, but decided to keep the name anyway. Assholes. Being the hippies that they are, they got this brilliant idea to take a stand and really let people know how important the environment and mother earth are to our existence. Unfortunately, that show of environmentalism involved a bomb and a few people died, making my parents eco-terrorists and landing me with a one way ticket to live with my Aunt Nancy in London. Even worse for me, Nancy is a college professor, so obviously, education is super important, which is one of the reasons she decided to send me to boarding school, the other is that she's a sex addict who barely manages to get through her day at work without getting laid. And you thought your family was dysfunctional. Thankfully, something in her messed up brain registers that sleeping with your students is VERY wrong, so I don't have to worry about her landing herself in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison like my parents. McMillin Academy for Girls is supposed to be one of the best schools in the UK, it also happened to be founded by my great grandfather and since i'm the first McMillin girl in the family since the school was established, it's their honor to have me attend their fine establishment. On a full scholarship, of course. Are you rolling your eyes yet? Good. So am I. On to the interesting part of this story- I'm going to be stuck in a school packed full of girls and only girls, prissy stuck up bitches who think they're better than everyone. Either they've got perfect bodies, immaculate tans and a designer wardrobe, or they're smart enough to win a Nobel Prize someday, which makes them think they're inferior to the rest of us idiots. Fortunately, I have all kinds of

Aurelia McKinnon is dying to break free of the ties that have her stuck living with her parents in the small town of Binderton, but the only way they'll let her leave is if she finds a suitable man to marry. With no romantic notions of knights in shining armor and Prince Charming coming to sweep her off her feet, she realizes that she'll have to find some other way out of this depressingly boring town. When Lisette Duvall moves to town, Aurelia's entire perspective is changed as she finally finds a friend who gets her and understands her desire to get out and see the world. But when rumors begin to fly around about the new girl, Aurelia begins to wonder if there's more to Lisette than she could ever imagine.