Lord farquaad x reader 😫 YOU MIGHT GET TURNED ON!!!!! jack off if you want😫😝

Gerard has a problem

Gerard asks his boyfriend if they could add toys to their sex, but Frank didn't get the memo.

You know what's coming don't even lie to yourself you sick cats *** Gerard just wanted to eat some strawberries. Yeah that's not happening.

Gerard and Frank have been getting bored of their normal, vanilla sex, so why not spice it up?

Change starts to become normalized when The Onceler comes to town; but will it be too much? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ started ~ 6/12/20 finished ~ 9/29/20 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Amazing cover by: @-cxlxstial #1 - emo - 8/11/23 #4 - zacefron - 12/06/21 #1 - lorax - 12/14/21 & 4/30/22 & 2/20/24 #3 - TheOnceler - 2/5/22 #3 - noodle - 6/2/23 #1 - lorax - 7/5/22 #2 - ynstories - 5/31/23

Based on true moments in Gerard and Shrek's life. COMPLETED

anal

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

i never thought my life would bring to writing this.