As I looked out at the alien-infested New York City skyline, I came to several realizations. One: I was going to do whatever it took to win the city back. Two, I was in love with Loki Odinson: Prince of Asgard, Frost Giant, and the Lunatic Currently Invading New York City. or You are a super-powered secret agent working with S.H.I.E.L.D, plagued with dreams of a mysterious dark haired stranger named Loki. When the two of you meet, there is an instant spark... but what happens when you are placed on opposite sides of the battlefield? **Notice: this is satire. You can take this fic seriously if you want but please know that i won't. This universe and its assorted characters belongs to Marvel Studios, a company owned by Disney.**