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Boyfailure by LxRxTxV
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Taylor Bevery: hapless, aimless, and hopeless both as a person and a vampire. Chronic acne, lanky figure, and braces make for an all-around pretty pathetic existence, not to mention his awful luck, poor vampiric skills, and even poorer life choices. Pretty much the only positive things in his life are his husky Stella, his best friend Charlie, and his kindhearted boss Mr. Rao. But he's not one to complain, because those three things have saved him many times and made his life bearable. Good, even. Still, in an attempt to prove to himself (and to whoever the asshole in charge of his fate is) that he is a capable and functioning adult vampire, he goes on a solo hunt at a local family farm, since cows are easier than humans when it comes to enchanting them. ...It goes about how one would expect when the universe seems to be constantly against them. But maybe things might start looking up for him from now on...? [Based on the 2026 ONC prompt #81: "unalluring and bumbling, your character is the world's worst vampire". Not an actual ONC submission, but just an idea that wouldn't leave my brain after seeing the prompt :3 Cover created on Canva, using @BeebleBoo 's art of Taylor <3 They can be found on TikTok under the same name ^w^)/ All other art was found on Canva and doesn't belong to me]
Spirits of The Sky by SianaghGallagher
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Elmer and Alexander have always hated each other. Their lifelong feud is put to the test when their world, and everything they know to be true, is turned into ruins. Folklore is popular in their little town, sitting at the edge of an ancient woodlands. Elmer knew of the fairies and the wild claim that their realm sat underneath their own world. He had grown up around adults who believed such outlandish things. Alexander didn't believe at all, until he witnessed it with his own eyes. Unfortunately for him, Elmer saw it too. After twelve years of hatred, can they put aside their differences to go on a quest for the truth? In a strange new world, the only trust they dare to seek might just be from each other.
Pride and Joy ✓ by swallowedhearts
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[BXB] Nate Pembroke makes an offer that Denver Hughes can't refuse. ✩✩✩ Ever since tragedy struck Denver Hughes' family two years ago, nothing has been the same. As a result, already apathetic Denver decided his best move was to push his feelings aside and avoid them completely- until he decides to seek them out again. Nate Pembroke acts without thinking and has the bruises to show for it. He's impulsive; a hurricane; a whirlwind and he's Denver's golden opportunity. When he offers to help Denver embrace all of his messy and complicated feelings, Denver knows it's an offer he can't refuse. But as their friendship begins to blossom into something more, Denver is forced to face his feelings- and his grief- in a way that he never expected. [ November. 2021. - February. 2022. ]
Serial Dating ✓ by emporiums
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Milo Park is a serial romantic with an addiction to online dating. Lee Asano is the barista stuck taking the orders of every date Milo reels in. It wouldn't be an issue if Milo wasn't such a hot topic-star running back for the USFC football team as a freshmen, member of the most iconic fraternity at USFC, and general campus heartthrob. When Milo convinces Lee to be his gym buddy, it sounds and feels like the friend zone. But who knew the #GymLife was so gay anyway? Certainly not Lee.
Diablo in Disguise by ChennayaDeangel
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Avery once had it all - wealth, privilege, and the promise of a future as the heir to his family's empire. But when his parents cut him off, he's left with nothing and forced to find his way in a world he never prepared for. By day, he's Angel, the barista with a smile that charms every customer who walks through the door. By night, he becomes Diablo, the enigmatic stripper, hiding behind a mask as he dances in shadows, shedding all the remnants of his former life. Then there's David - the CEO who seems to have everything under control. His days are predictable: work, coffee, gym. But beneath the surface, he carries a secret that could destroy his carefully curated life. No one knows about his dangerous game, the one he's willing to play for Diablo, even if it means risking everything he's built. Because for David, temptation has a name. And it's Diablo. In a world of secrets, desire, and double lives, how long can they keep their masks on before the truth catches up with them?
Engaged to the Loan Shark (mxm) by vibewithviv
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Ardent Currents - Book 1 An artist who's trauma has driven an important part of his past from his mind meets a loan shark scion who remembers every stolen glance. If you like dark mafia daddies, snarky AIs, heated eye contact, ridiculous levels of "down so bad" longing, spicy tension, and scenes that will leave you checking to make sure no one's reading over your shoulder or in the reflection of your glasses... this one's for you! Jamar Devereaux All I ever wanted was my mother's company, not the dream he stole, not even the time before the accident that took my memories. But now, Mother's crossed the Union's most notorious loan sharks... and what they want as payment might be the end of my life as I know it. Alaric Mako I've hunted him for so long, and at last, I'll finally make him mine. Summary: When his mother defaults on a deadly loan with powerful loan sharks, Jamar Devereaux is forced into an arranged engagement with the son of the most notorious loan shark in the Union, even though he's sure he's not into men. Jamar's fiancé? Alaric Mako: the devastatingly handsome, cold and calculating heir who's spent years watching Jamar from afar. Jamar can't remember their brief past before his accident, but Alaric Mako has never forgotten. To save his mother and himself, Jamar agrees to the proposal. But as he fights to ignore the magnetic pull toward Alaric, he discovers feelings his accident suppressed. Thrilled to have found him again, Alaric Mako woos Jamar the only way a loan shark can-with dogged obsession. In this far off, technology-driven future of corporate dynasties, news-fluencers, and ruthless debt law, will Jamar and Alaric cut through the tension to a happily ever after despite being bound by debt, or will the way they started be too powerful a force to overcome, and bring their end again? Can Jamar and Alaric overcome the suffocating weight of debt and an arranged engagement to find something stronger: chosen love? Read to find out!
Love Unexpected (MM) by dreammcatcher
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Morgan is the epitome of rainbows and sunshine. His favourite part of the day is knowing he can spread his positivity to his loved ones. Beyond his crazy stories and fluorescent wardrobe, he's a guy of warmth and comfort. Brooks is going through the toughest time of his life. Whilst running a multi-million pound company and finalising a divorce after finding his husband in bed with someone else, he struggles to keep an optimistic mind for the future. He swears off falling in love again and vows to spend the rest of his life alone. When Brooks desperately needs an assistant to help with his chaotic workload, Morgan comes bounding into his life like a bowling ball wrapped up in Christmas lights. Brooks has never met anyone like Morgan before and has his patience tested wildly on a daily basis. But when Brooks looks into Morgan's vibrant and colourful life, he wonders how different everything would be if he allowed himself to be happy. Especially when his life started becoming a lot brighter since Morgan walked into it. What to expect: - CEO x assistant - grumpy x sunshine - millionaire - mental health rep - cheating ex and trust issues - forced proximity - jealousy/angst (lots of it) - spicy scenes - dual POV
On The Line (MM) by dreammcatcher
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Running a sex-line was never on Rory's agenda, but after needing to pay for his University fees to graduate in dance, he knows he can use the two things he's good at-his charm and his love for sex. He stands by three rules: don't give away your identity, don't meet up in person and DO NOT get attached. It's a job at the end of the day and he must remain professional. Until the one caller that makes him break the most important rule. August Wilder might look like he has the perfect life being the one to watch on the University rugby team and being the top of his class, but his demons haunt his every move. He never opens up. He never talks about his past. He will never talk about that night. When August stumbles across a sticker in the men's bathroom for a hotline, he calls it. He's not interested in the sex, he's in need to talk to someone that doesn't know who he is. After hours of calls and sleepless nights. Rory and August grow a bond, yet the secret of their identities lie between them. Tropes: Sports romance (dancer x rugby player) Shy MMC x Confident MMC Secret identity Angst/healing Close friendship group/found family Spicy Scenes Lots of fluff 18+
CLOVER [VILLAIN/HERO] [MXM] by alydae
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Sunny has a unique power, one that got him thrown in prison when he was only a child. Now, after years spent in isolation, he's escaped and become one of the city's most feared villains. Working under Monarch, a villain organization rapidly becoming the greatest threat Solace International has seen since the fall of the first hero society, isn't too bad. As long as he ignores the general constant death and fear, the day job and peaceful life Sunny built make his night obligations worth it. Unfortunately, Monarch's recent actions have drawn the attention of Solace's top heroes. One of which being: Clover. Solace's golden boy hero is charming, beloved, impossibly lucky, and far too interested in Sunny for his liking. No big deal, though. Not like any of that affects him. Sunny's there to clock in and clock out, the end. That is, until something entirely foreign gets involved: Touch. [] [] [] [STANDALONE sequel/spinoff that takes place after the events of ZERO. You do not need to read ZERO to read this] [WARNINGS: death. Like a lot of death and some gore, also smut]
His Good Luck Charm by namesakens
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Max Corrigan doesn't consider himself lucky. He never won anything the few times he'd purchased scratch-offs. He's never gotten his coffee paid for by the person in front of him in a chain of 'paying it forward.' And he's certainly never had any luck with dating. All Zach Freeman knows is football. He lives, eats, and breaths the sport and, like all the greats, he is incredibly superstitious. Before having his heart broken, he had a plethora of rituals that had to be performed in order to win. Now the team is on a losing streak with no end in sight. When Zach realizes, through a series of undeniable coincidences, that Max very well could be the answer to his team's misfortune the whole time, he insists Max stick around until the end of the season--just until their coach comes back and they get back on the road to success. With the excitement of winning and a blossoming friendship, on comes much more than college parties and celebratory dances. Zach tends to push his luck and Max thinks it's just the luck of the draw.