Kylie is a 'normal' girl from district 1. And she's flawless, but she hates herself. I don't understand it either! And I AM SUPPOSED TO NARRATE THIS DARN STORY! I'll start again. Meet Kylie Rose Hours, district 1 pop star Nyan Hours's sister. She's seventeen years old, defenseless, and completely in love with another member of her brother's band One SnowNation, called Larry Skies. She lived a normal, average life, as her father was district 1's leader (which is completely typical here by the way. #telldontshow #banshowdonttell). One day, anyways, she goes to theeee HUNGERRRR GAMESSSSS! What will happen? And why the hell am I saying this? You all know what's gonna happen anyways.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!