Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

This was a request so I guess I've been doing something okay. So I guess this is a guide on how to do something okay, too. Basically, in this "story", I teach you a few Wattpad basics, along with a few things you should know while creating your story. --- Cover made by: @tuillaxoh