Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Maddie has grown up without her mother and father, living with Remus Lupin. Her father is Sirius Black and sometimes she wonders if he even knows that she exsists, but that is the least of her worries. Her best friends, Fred and George Weasley, are causing trouble, but not just pranks. As Maddie begins getting older she starts to notice Oliver Wood as more than just a Quidditch captain, but how will she feel when she finds out George likes her as more than a prank-assistant?

Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P

Olè? Olè. Nacho average love story. Characters and some plot are property of John Green.

A bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter

Hi, I'm Julia(Julie) Lily Potter, ever heard of me?? Nope. Why, you may ask? Because my parents thought I would be safer in the future. I wasn't, but Dumbledore saves me and let's me stay at the Weasley's.This is MY story, not my brother's, of how I go to Hogwarts with my best friend Percy and maybe, kinda, sorta start liking him. ALL OF THE CHARACTERS(EXCEPT JULIE, AND SOME RANDOM ONES I MAKE UP) BELONG TO THE AWESOME J.K. ROWLING. THANK YOU FOR THE SERIES, J.K.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, um,, I'm rewriting this, if you'd really like to read it, stay tuned for the new first chapter.

Random Harry Potter Chats.

A bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from The Hunger Games.