This is all a joke pls don't take it seriously EDIT: please it's October 2020 i made this 3 years ago PLEASE stop reading this

WHEN JESUS BE TAGGING YOU TOO MUCH P.S~ I can't believe this has 7,000 reads like wHaT aRe yOu dOiNg rEaDiNg this absolute trash that isn't even a real book go aNd fInD sOmE aCtUal AmaZinGnEss *^* ~HOLY WATER is shook

I am so sorry, you are probably here from my comment on TikTok

What happens when a trash mouth meets a demon?

THIS IS A CRACKSHIP. we don't actually ship mike and pennywise! we LOVE mike, this fic is almost 3 years old and we were just joking! mike was alone. he had no one to love. richie and eddie were together, bev and ben were together, and bill and stan were together. he needed someone to fill the gap. and then, he met pennywise. and from then on, he was no longer the 7th wheel.